That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 14, 2024

Anne realized too late that she was sitting on poison oak.

You said we were going apple picking!

/// These Two Bathers emerge from the river

soaking wet and the wind makes them shiver.

“Give that back, that’s MY towel!”

Red’s response— disavowal.

Blondie swears she will never forgive her.

“Let’s make this interesting. We’ll go three rounds to see who gets to be on top.”

Now make them even…

Neither one has a thing to wear:/

At the moment, they don’t seem to care:/

They’re a succulent pair/

With just one towel to share../

It’s almost too much to bare..

“Which is the volume control, and which one changes stations?”

“I can tell the water is pretty cold.”

But not too weird! Do it again!

“I’ve seen cats give each other tongue baths. Why don’t we give that a try?”

That’s the perfect sentiment for this painting!

No, the piercing doesn’t look infected. Just look irritated. What’ch you been doing?

I believe she is dancing to “Poison Ivy”.

Oh Darius, how sweet if you to suggest a nude picnic with a dessert to end it……

Given the size disparity between these two figures, this is clearly a mother and teen daughter. Passing by at the time, Gaston thought he’d hit he jackpot. (shame on you, Gaston). French authorities are investigating.

No, I don’t see any wood ticks on your front. Now, turn around and I’ll examine your back. (D@mn wood ticks. I’ve found two of them on me already this season.)

“Yes, they’re definitely asymetrical. But it isn’t that big a deal.”

“I can move in tomorrow!”

A riparian repast- without Doulton* ?/

Why, the very idea’s revoltin’ !/

With Onslow and Rose/

And guests such as those../

You may as well invite John Bolton!

*Royal Doulton (Sorry- “Royal” ruins the meter.)

The two bathers: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Georges d’Espagnat" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string deux, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this large painting. File history has a strip coloration image. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3321 (May 14, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

With these two, it’s hard to be certain

Obviously not of type to wear a merkin

Skin a glow, so smooth and taut

Un groomed they won’t be caught

Yet one wonders if the carpet matches the curtain(s)

Looking down at the red towel … “Oh no! Now she will know I dye my hair!”

No, no, no …

The duck dance goes like this …

Ticklish when wet.