Wonder how long it took him to come up with that. . .hope everybody realizes how hard comix creators work at thinking up stuff to make us laugh. . .THANKS, BRIAN!!!
I thought I didn’t like mayonnaise when I was Nelson’s age because my mom always bought Miracle Whip. It wasn’t until I was much older that I found out real mayonnaise is pretty good.
Argythree 3 months ago
Very cute!
hariseldon59 3 months ago
He might have been wise to leave out that last line, just in case Opal reads it.
Izzy Moreno 3 months ago
Very good, but will the dog appreciate the mayonnaise? And fries with mayonnaise… that’s the ultimate “for the moment” feeling.
Sure, it tastes great, but as soon as you finish it, the regret is instant. And I’m not talking about guilt. I did it once, and felt sick right after.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT 3 months ago
Roses are red violets are blue. Most poems rhyme but this one doesn’t.☺
Kwen 3 months ago
WHITE mayonnaise ?! Don’t tell me Opal ever let some canned ersatz enter her home?
i_am_the_jam 3 months ago
Great, now I’m hungry. :D :D :D
hanig 3 months ago
carlsonbob 3 months ago
Yep! He gets an A from me!
_lounger_ 3 months ago
no “nasal sprays” and “pants ablaze”… but still good
PoodleGroomer 3 months ago
or on bologna with cheese.
Botulism Bob 3 months ago
Sugar will do more harm to you than mayonnaise. But then again, not many words rhyme with sugar.
iggyman 3 months ago
Opal might not like the thigh part!
iggyman 3 months ago
Very good Nelson, free verse!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 3 months ago
Very goood!
eced52 3 months ago
Just don’t read it to Grandma.
steveh64 3 months ago
“Ode to a Sandwich Spread”
Curtis Mathews Premium Member 3 months ago
Give me some Hellman’s and I am in Mayo heaven.
NCGalFromNJ 3 months ago
That’s an adorable poem.
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
wait – I’m not through…
w16521 3 months ago
Opal won’t like that last line.
1953Baby 3 months ago
Wonder how long it took him to come up with that. . .hope everybody realizes how hard comix creators work at thinking up stuff to make us laugh. . .THANKS, BRIAN!!!
Strawberry King 3 months ago
One thing I won’t use with mayonnaise is fries. I’ve been grossed out about that ever I’ve seen them talk about it in Pulp Fiction.
Charles & Susan Premium Member 3 months ago
Fantastic!
magicwalnut Premium Member 3 months ago
Now, this is why Pickles is my favorite comic!
Nuliajuk 3 months ago
Mayonnaise on frites? Grandpa must have Belgian heritage.
Dr_Fogg 3 months ago
I like mayo on my fries too. :-) An English man introduced to that flavor several years ago.
ANIMAL 3 months ago
As long as GRAMMA is in there SOMEWHERE……. A+
markkahler52 3 months ago
Needed something to rhyme with “goo.” Nelson’s not doing so threw the meter off. Cute, nevertheless
s_mitra 3 months ago
No apostrophe needed!
ladykat 3 months ago
Very good, Nelson!
Petemejia77 3 months ago
This is the only comic that makes me laugh out-loud!
delennwen 3 months ago
As a young poet he’s no Calvin, but it’s cute!
FassEddie 3 months ago
Ketchup only on the fries. You mustard, mayo, vinegar crowd have ruined your tastebuds with coffee.
Ishka Bibel 3 months ago
I prefer my piece “No mayonnaise in Ireland”
Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago
If you eat too much of that stuff, you’ll end up in the Mayo Clinic.
morningglory73 Premium Member 3 months ago
Excellent!
R. A. Schwartz 3 months ago
After the first line, I read it in the cadence of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.
Solaricious Premium Member 3 months ago
Mayonnaise on fries? Is the Pickles family… gasp …. Canadian???
GB Premium Member 3 months ago
Why would Earl hold his newspaper up like that when he’s hearing his Grandson’s poem — and on the subject HE suggested? So mean. :(
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
Attaboy Nelson! A+
oish 3 months ago
Who’s up for a grilled cheese sandwich with a bowl of tomato soup?
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
wow…that’s actually well done!…(never in my wildest dreams did I ever think in my lifetime I’d read a poem about mayonnaise! Lol!)
Tammie Weber 3 months ago
A++
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 3 months ago
It is obvious that genius runs in the family.
zeexenon 3 months ago
Hey kid, this is a family comic. Besides; cheboige, cheboige, cheboige, no mayo, no cheeps.
cracker65 3 months ago
Thank you Nelson. I LOVE mayo. Particularly Hellmann’s.
tvstevie 3 months ago
“I wonder if I should just apply this to my hips?”—-Rhoda Morgenstern, holding and looking at a piece of candy
tvstevie 3 months ago
“I wonder if I should just apply this to my hips?”—-Rhoda Morgenstern, holding and looking at a piece of candy
oakie817 3 months ago
most excellent
Spiffy 3 months ago
I thought I didn’t like mayonnaise when I was Nelson’s age because my mom always bought Miracle Whip. It wasn’t until I was much older that I found out real mayonnaise is pretty good.
bookworm0812 3 months ago
Good job! I like it on fries too!
Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago
So, everyone can enjoy mayo except women?
CrazyLady Premium Member 3 months ago
LOVED IT!!! :-))))
bluetopazcrystal 3 months ago
Polish Mother’s Mayonaise rocks!!
Strawberry King 3 months ago
Did Heinz get into the mayo business yet? They have their traditional ketchup of course, they’ve made mustard, and even relish. But what about mayo?
Palani56 3 months ago
Excellent…belly laugh for the day..
billdaviswords 3 months ago
Most kids hate mayonnaise, don’t eat BLTs. Tuna IS a fish… no need to be redundant.
Mary Sullivan Premium Member 3 months ago
A+ indeed!