Way back in college, there was a lake on campus, with several resident geese. A girl and I were walking by that lake, and a goose ran up and bit her right on her butt. Yep, she was goosed.
Okay, this was funny, to me! My asthma was upgraded to severe, and I “honk” when I cough.I’ve been making jokes about geese dropping me flowers, and Sea World calling me to see if I wanted a job calling the seals for dinner, since I “bark,” as well.
Superfrog 9 days ago
That’s just proper gander.
Pickled Pete 9 days ago
He did a goose call..
edstraker 9 days ago
Way back in college, there was a lake on campus, with several resident geese. A girl and I were walking by that lake, and a goose ran up and bit her right on her butt. Yep, she was goosed.
Gina Carson 9 days ago
Or a taxidermist for all those trophies…
unfair.de 9 days ago
Could be worse: Vultures instead of geese.
sbenton7684 9 days ago
rofl… and the geese are walking in a vee pattern…
Strider Keninginne Premium Member 9 days ago
I recall having laryngitis so bad that whenever I talked, I swear I could call geese.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 days ago
He was expecting whooping cranes.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 9 days ago
When I was a kid, and whenever we all are were coughing, my dad would say we sounded like barking dogs.
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member 9 days ago
I feel personally attacked
cuzinron47 9 days ago
But they picked you as their leader.
Impkins Premium Member 9 days ago
They want to give her boobs a honk! :)
tinstar 9 days ago
Okay, this was funny, to me! My asthma was upgraded to severe, and I “honk” when I cough.I’ve been making jokes about geese dropping me flowers, and Sea World calling me to see if I wanted a job calling the seals for dinner, since I “bark,” as well.