Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 30, 2024

She looks just like a girl I once knew.

Hey, you sit there long enough and eventually everyone you will have ever known will pass by.

How long have they been alienated?

No Respect, I’m all right now but yesterday it was rough, all my kids showed up at the restaurant for dinner.

of all the park benches in all the parks

Just seeing her turned him green.

Well, you both always did frequent the same mask shop.

Dude, you’re being stalked!!!

124,000,000,000, to 1

Reminds me of that book, “Men Are From Alpha Centauri, Women Are From Sirius”

I yearn for the day when this is normal.

First one I’ve seen where the aliens are wearing clothes.

On a planet, in another galaxy, far far away, she strutted by my park bench like she owned the place. A tall, green drink of good lookin’.

It’s been a while since they’ve had any close encounters.

He looks a lot like the detective Jimmy (Santiago) in the Bosch series.

A bit unusual, but nothing to phone home about.

He travels umpteen light years to get away…and then this…what are the odds??

Never tell me the odds…

Pretty slim l would imagine…..

Will they discuss their ozone of contention?

And now here she is, back in his orbit again.

Pretty good, if you’re on Speedbump, or maybe Tinder… ;-)