Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 01, 2024

Well, at least the online ones won’t leave you spending the day on the toilet.

Mmm, cookies.

That is correct. EVERYTHING online is trustworthy.

Wow! The Nigerian prince is real!

It’s kind of like when my wife and I was signing the paperwork for our home mortgage in the bank’s loan manager’s office. I simply took each form and signed it. My wife asked me if I was going to read them. My response was, “I don’t see much need to. The terms seem clear enough: we either sign the paperwork as is or we don’t get the loan.”

Never accept cookies, unless they are shortbread with lots of butter!!

Yes, it’s all true. Especially the renowned news websites, they hired bloggers to come up with creative news, it’s so cool.

If I visited the Oreo dot com website, I would be happy to accept their cookies.

Says no to cookies!

A physical cookie handed to a child by a stranger, and a digital cookie to allow you to access a site are not the same…

Sadly, there are some similarities.

Uh oh…..

Just be careful of the Cookie Monster.

No.

“I read it on the Internet, so it must be true.”

I only accept the cookies if I can wash ’em down with a nice cup of javascript.

That was question that answered itself.

If I go to a new site and see the cookies acceptance screen, I either take the time to “reject all” or immediately close the site. My life has not suffered for lack of all those “helpful” cookie-based features.

Most places just plant the cookie without asking.

“Nope, that ain’t it.”