Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 07, 2024

I gotta fever…

How about Pam putting that app on Cliff’s phone so she can avoid him? Or find him when he needs punching?

Eh better microcheeps her just in case.

“Because you’re less likely to keep a cow bell on you at all times.”

It will make a cowbell sound if it’s ever more than 6 feet away from you.

So she can avoid them…

Somebody tell them about invicible fences.

Tell the kid it will find her phone if it gets lost or stolen… As if the phone is ever going to be out of her hand.

“It’s 10 pm. Do you know where you’re children are?”

Considering that kids can hack the new technologies ten times better than us ‘old folk’, should Pam have tipped her hand like that?

“Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ‘ding’ when there’s stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I’ve learned to stay away from hens. It’s not pretty when they blow.”

C’mon, you know somebody had to say it.

wait… isn’t she on a self contained space ship? where will she go?

And also measures to lock out social media until you’re much older

Problem with theze sorts of apps is, if the kid knows about it, she can defeat it. I’m sure there are any number of online articles that will show her how to turn on GPS spoofing.

Be glad she doesn’t get a leash.

more cowbell!

Yeah! More Cow Bell!

Maybe This is why parents encourage their kids to use their outdoor voice everywhere.

It is a Space Station. Just how hard would it be to fine your kids on an enclosed Space Station, it’s in Space how far could they go?

I’m sure she thought about it, but realized the sound of a cowbell doesn’t travel as far.

Pam doesn’t know that Marie also ha a burner phone.

Just give her a radio collar.

How far away could you wander on a space station?

I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is MORE COWBELL!