Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for June 20, 2024

This looks like it will be entertaining!

Jenny’s mother thought this was a great idea, because Jenny’s mother wants her to hate boys.

Oh happy day

Zoe will either try to convince her otherwise, or just let her find out for herself.

Either he’s doomed or she is.

Jenny seems tall – even taller than Zoe

Ⅰ don’t see a future for her with Hammie

I can see Jenny and Zoe working together on Hammie!

Is Hammie even old enough to have a girlfriend? And is he even interested? I believe he thinks girls are gross at this stage.

Desperation makes odd bedfellows.

Interesting times for Hammie.

I’m as surprised as you, Wanda.

You sound like a project yourself, Jenny. The two of you will blend like water and kool aid. Lots of kool aid.

JENNY!! WHATAGURL!!

She’s not afraid of a challenge.

Run, Forrest, RUN!

Okay …

The immovable object and unstoppable force?

With that sort of chutzpah, Hammie will be her summer boyfriend whether he wants to be or not.

She sees a lump of clay, to be molded (moulded? ☺). Unfortunately, he’s not clay, he’s Silly Putty…

Just no.

Would have been nice if Sammie had shown up. Hammie might have been interested. Would be nice if Rick and Jerry would bring her back.

Slam the door Wanda

I feel like zoe called her

Jenny likes bad boys.

All I can do at this moment is laugh. Rick does a great job with Jenny and Jerry made the perfect words flow from her mouth…

I like that the girl just insulted Wanda’s son and possibly her parenting skills, but Wanda isn’t arguing.

Hammie, RUN!!!!!! This girl is trouble!

Whaaaaa? Hammie’s got an older woman crushing on him for the summer? Oh my, how cute!

This can only end badly.

Getting in practice for marriage.

Wanda should be happy that she has a summer replacement.

We may have a Baby Reindeer situation here, G-rated style

This will be very very good

I don’t suppose Hammie knows anything about this yet.

I’m looking forward to this story arc. XD

Summer love

They call it summer love

But oh, how it feels

And I don’t believe make believe

But I was a lonely girl

And you were a lonely boy

And we’re together tonight

Summer love made it right

Summer love

They called it summer love

But some how it’s real

Could see by that look in your eyes

That you were a lonely boy

And I was a lonely girl

And when the evening was done

Summer love made us one

And I don’t believe make believe

But I was a lonely girl

And you were a lonely boy

And when the evening was done

Summer love made us one

I was a lonely girl

And you were a lonely boy

But we’re together tonight

We’re together today

Summer love

Summer love made us one

Wanda, get ready to take Zoe to the ER, she’s going to have a mental breakdown over this.

Pull a Leave it to Beaver and tell her to beat it

Can’t wait

Yes, quite the little project, huh? I wanna stick around and see what the results of that project may be. Can’t wait to read her “paper.”

Summer is way too short for this project…

Sometimes, that’s how you get a girlfriend. You don’t even know it…or have anything to do with it. Resistance is futile.

Concerning, jet intriguing.

cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side with interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor utilizing a novel imaging technique known as positron emission tomography and the spontaneous nondenominational conceptions by expansively recontextualizing liminal narratives of colonic hydrotherapy with a twinge of giddiness

This could turn into a Fatal Attraction-like arc,

Hammie needs all the help he can get…go with it, Wanda!… (I’d love to see Jenny’s report next fall on “What I Did Last Summer”…LOL!!)

Hammie will gross her out in no time.

Wandas unknown daughter?

This oughta be good. Pass the popcorn!

I’ll be interested to see how this plays out from Zoe’s perspective. Will she encourage it because she knows it will make Hammie uncomfortable or will she try to break it up because she is the only one allowed to torment him?

Loser!

How long will she last?

Shades of Dennis and Margaret

Wonder how fast he’ll scare her off.

Maybe Wanda will appreciate getting some help ‘civilizing’ Hammie.

I’m looking forward to seeing what hammie thinks of this. She reminds me of Paige from the series, Atypical

Hey Mom make sure you keep her. She’s a gem.

Just how much time do you have? Does Hammie know about this?

Unless I’m mistaken he already had some girl that he liked…

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The heck…….???