Clay Jones for June 05, 2024

Pizza rat is with somebody. Who?

Sippy cup: Property of Vlad

Dressed in orange, it’s more like prison camouflage, not blending in.

Try to align yourself with the Aryan Blubberhood – a recent spin-off of the Aryan Brotherhood, for Chubbos.

If only.

Unseen are Secret Service agents, armed and ready to take out any prisoner they think might threaten the orange felon.

Too bad they’ll never stick him with the general prison population, he’d be shived within five minutes.

Where’s Trump?, the prison version of Where’s Waldo?

This may be the most effective effort job I’ve seen the orange idiot achieve.

The dyed skin is perfect camouflage.

I’ll believe this scenario when it actually happens.

How about a prisoner exchange? Putin’s holding American journalist Evan Gershkovich, we give him the orange blob in trade? Everyone wins.

Can you imagine the orange blob gone? Just gone?

And for a bonus, we throw in the whole cabal of inbred cretins, who carry the last name, trump.

Oh, how delicious! Oh sweet delirious ecstasy!

Let’s rid this fine land, of that vile and motley crew.

NEW TOPIC

Rupert Murdoch,age 93, recently married for the fifth time. If you can find the news wire picture, Murdoch looks more like a mummy than King Tut ever did.

His new wife is described as “a retired molecular biologist”——who is no doubt hoping that Murdoch’s dead body will be donated to science so she can examine her “most interesting case”.

The bride was previously married to a a Russian billionaire oligarch. I guess the cheeseburgers are better over here

Do you see anyone else wearing orange make up? Trump is a special kind of crazy.

Kemo Sabe say “give trump enough rope, he’ll hang himself” I think maybe easier to just push him off cliff.

They must have a dentist there. I don’t see any green teeth.

ROTFLMFAO. Clay Jones does it again!!!!

Those will be his shower mates too. Don’t drop the soap.

T the felon’s fake orange tan and golden hair dye will fade in the big house as quickly as the gold off his hightop sneakers. Felon45 still the biglyest guy in the yard.

Will the SS folk be wearing orange also?

Sorry, Mr. Jones – there’s way too many white boys for that “prison yard” to be believable…

Trump will NEVER be incarcerated. It will take years for appeal after appeal after appeal to be filed and resolved. Eventually the Supreme Court will rule on it, and you know how that will go. Any fines will be paid for by his adoring Trumpites. At the most, he’ll get five minutes of “Community Service”. He’s not referred to The Teflon Don for nothing. All of his life he has gotten away with grabbing pus*ies, adultery, and financial shenanigans.

If he weren’t a billionaire (?), white, and leader of a massive cult of sycophants, he’d already be in prison wearing a sundress and a pair of kicky pumps, entertaining his cellmate Brutus.

2 words: salad dressing

Is that a Russian flag pin on the Highty-Mighty’s ample bosom?

Great artwork, Clay, as always ♥