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Her: How about if we both pretend I’m dating someone else?
Now it’s time to pretend makeup sex.
“Now can we have angry sex?”
Then we’ll pretend to get naked?
“Would it help you to forgive me, if I said I was thinking about you the whole time I was with your sister?”
And you can pretend to have an orga$m. As usual.
How about we pretend I don’t knee you in the groin?
The great pretenders…
Old Soviet era joke. “The State pretends to pay us, and we pretend to work.”
Her: Is that any different than pretending you’re good in bed?
Is this an example of that “fake it until you make it“ thing?
“Works for me, just like I shall pretend this isn’t a gun, and that it isn’t loaded, and that — BOOM — oh, never mind.”
Let’s just skip the fight and have make-up sex.
Because she really, really, REALLY likes to argue. All the time, about anything.
That’s how it usually works.
“Don’t answer me!”
Ha! Way to spoil a perfectly good argument!
Stick it, clowney.
As long as we are just pretending.
In my experience, an apology, real or pretend, is never enough for someone who doesn’t care about forgiveness but wants to keep you both miserable.
The art of marriage
Don’t move John! There’s a wimpy caterpillar above your lip! I’LL GET IT! What????
I love this artwork John! Keep it up!
There is something special about makeup sex……hmmmmmm!
They will never forgive..
June 21, 2014
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 days ago
To see the original 1952 art and text, click on the “LIFE WITH LIP” button on this page. Once you’re on the blog, just click the “comments” link below today’s comic.
GreasyOldTam 11 days ago
Her: How about if we both pretend I’m dating someone else?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 11 days ago
Now it’s time to pretend makeup sex.
mokspr Premium Member 11 days ago
“Now can we have angry sex?”
Jayalexander 11 days ago
Then we’ll pretend to get naked?
phritzg Premium Member 10 days ago
“Would it help you to forgive me, if I said I was thinking about you the whole time I was with your sister?”
Imagine 10 days ago
And you can pretend to have an orga$m. As usual.
Dobby53 Premium Member 10 days ago
How about we pretend I don’t knee you in the groin?
pat sandy creator 10 days ago
The great pretenders…
Differentname 10 days ago
Old Soviet era joke. “The State pretends to pay us, and we pretend to work.”
nosirrom 10 days ago
Her: Is that any different than pretending you’re good in bed?
rastapopilos 10 days ago
Is this an example of that “fake it until you make it“ thing?
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 10 days ago
“Works for me, just like I shall pretend this isn’t a gun, and that it isn’t loaded, and that — BOOM — oh, never mind.”
The Fly Hunter 10 days ago
Let’s just skip the fight and have make-up sex.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 10 days ago
Because she really, really, REALLY likes to argue. All the time, about anything.
SofaKing 10 days ago
That’s how it usually works.
markkahler52 10 days ago
“Don’t answer me!”
Mike Baldwin creator 10 days ago
Ha! Way to spoil a perfectly good argument!
Drbarb71 Premium Member 10 days ago
Stick it, clowney.
Jml58 10 days ago
As long as we are just pretending.
mistercatworks 10 days ago
In my experience, an apology, real or pretend, is never enough for someone who doesn’t care about forgiveness but wants to keep you both miserable.
cracker65 10 days ago
The art of marriage
Another Take 10 days ago
Don’t move John! There’s a wimpy caterpillar above your lip! I’LL GET IT! What????
Crazy Comics 10 days ago
I love this artwork John! Keep it up!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 days ago
There is something special about makeup sex……hmmmmmm!
Crazy Comics 8 days ago
They will never forgive..