Herman by Jim Unger for June 26, 2024

Miller has some friends

It’s miller time.

Thanks. We’ll be good.

That ain’t a Miller Lite.

Miller has a leg up on the competition.

“Best foot forward, Miller!” “Uh, okay…which one?”

Looks like he’s put on a little weight. He’s several feet wider.

Fat chance.

That prison chow is better than I thought

It looks like a bit too many feet. Hum??

footloose

One guy trips, the plot is fails.

My Miller, you sure have put on weight while you were here.

Their story is called “The Millers’ Tale”. Yes, the apostrophe is in the correct place.

Impressive jailbreak.

an odd number of shoes?

@Jim Unger – Hilarious!

he musta been in for a loong time…looks like he grew another foot…(or two…or three…or……)

Do the boys from Men in Black know about Miller?

I hope they’ve practiced how to walk in lockstep. The guard seems oblivious but even he would probably notice if they all fell down.

Miller became a cockroach while in prison.

He’d take up the whole jail cell!

He’s several feet short.

Miller might stay out of trouble, but the rest of the guys won’t. They are already committing a crime of jail breaking.

„Meister Müller, he, heran! Mahl’ er das, so schnell er kann!“

Millar would have gotten out if he had worn a long dress.

Milburn Miller, AKA “The Centipede,” was released from supervillain jail today, 25 years early, for good behavior.