Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 09, 2024

I know I wouldn’t be bored.

MORE collusion! —this time with the dress code.

So Apple is the root of all evil ! I knew it

Well ya knows there is one theeng you can does to gets the boredom away.

Say who is give him a haircut and shave? Me not knews this was the mens style back then.

Who told them they even needed leaflets?

it’s an i-FigLeaf…

An Apple, a day.

Is that an anaconda……..or is he just happy to see her?

They already had perms and hair stylists

I like to remind my Christian friends who imagine Heaven to be an eternal joy ride full of fantastic pleasures that Genesis doesn’t spell it out that way. God clearly thinks that human utopia consists of being naked and outdoors, with apple trees and snakes.

Snake looks pretty bored. Or just amazed…

“And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.” – Gen 2:25

Adam already had a beer belly??

Pull my FIGer …! (sic)

Not to mention “snake-oil”.

As we know they did find quite a lot to do.

They also had poison ivy.

Of course Apples come at a 100% profit, minimum.

Do you know that according to the Bible, Eve is a female clone of Adam.

The personalities are pretty clear in this depiction:

“Leaf-lets” — her less than subtle hint that she’s more than willing to let him play with her leaf. But from his expression, he’s totally clueless, and she’s going to have to take him in hand — so to speak.

It wasn’t an apple

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an apple, with very limited memory: one byte and everything crashed!

I didn’t know snakes could roll their eyes.