Jeff Danziger for June 19, 2024

Shows their character off as totally unsuitable for any form of office. For the world’s sake I hope none of them get the jobs they’re chasing, especially Trump.

I wouldn’t elect them for dogcatcher. If they babysat my pet rock, I’d come back to a litter of pebbles.

Hard to believe that CF Fraudfather could get those legs high enough to kick anyone above the ankles.

Its fun and games until he pulls the bullwhip out

In my lifetime there were many Republican leaders who actually valued their dignity and integrity. Now, not only have they all abandoned their sense of propriety, they glorify their own ignominy and that of their 34-time convicted, twice impeached pyrite Cow-god. There seems to be no bottom to the disgracefulness that they are willing to sink. What’s worse are the millions of Americans that adore the Cow-god and gleefully wallow in the mud of this degenerate disgracefulness.

Tim Scott is so cute. He actually thinks that in today’s Republican Party a Black man can appear on a national ticket.

Remember, if the Orange jesus is talking, he’s lying. He just can’t seem to help it. Some regular folks can’t seem to look away. Similar to a traffic accident.

“Thank you may I have another”.

It saddens me the, for the most part, the GOP has no character, only characters. None of them would be in politics at all, but for social media.

trump will make them all crawl and beg and humiliate themselves then he will pick m traitor greene because she’s the biggest suck up they have(and that’s saying something).

This is a great opportunity for the Biden campaign, no matter who Trump chooses as his running mate. The campaign can simply run ads with all those VP candidates publicly stating their outrage over the Jan. 6th. Trump debacle, or a dozen other reasons. Use news footage and published quotes of these guys when they actually had a backbone. Let them do the talking.

Trump team vetting prospects now to make sure none of them have a shred of integrity, honor, courage, and other unacceptable traits.

Marco and LIttle Lindsey are vying for former critic who is now sucking up the most. It’s a very crowded field, Stepanik’s in there as well as a few others but they’re standing out in their slavish devotion.

I’m quite sure Trump will pick someone “meek and mild” like Pence was, to be VP.

The more that they want it, the worse they are. And NONE of them are qualified even to be dog-catcher.

Hey, trump suckers, why so quiet??

Stand up and call the cartoon a deep state hoax false accusation, etc etc!

Not one word from any of them.

They have to sumbit their collar sizes.

Shock collars. Don’t want any of them to go off the reservation!

Maybe he could use the Biden strategy and pick someone based on race and gender instead of actual qualifications.

would you really want any of those people to be president I don’t think so

“Ms. Lindsey—dat’’s a good one, because he’s such a GIRLEY-MAN”(—either Hans or Frantz)

Toads! Toads! All of your people are toads!Yes, Your Majesty; No, Your MajestyTell us how low to go, Your MajestyMake some more decrees, Your MajestyDon’t let us up off out knees, Your MajestyGive us a kick, if you please, Your MajestyGive us a kick, if you would, Your MajestyOh, that was good, Your Majesty!

Oscar Hammerstein II

Must be willing to steal an election is a requirement for VP.

Donald Trump is:

A: An A$$ B: A BELLIGERENT BIGOTED BLOVIATING BULLY C: A CRIMINAL, CONVICT, COWARD, CHARLATAN D: DELUSIONAL, DANGEROUS, DEMENTED E: An EMBARRASSMENT F: A FELON, FAILURE, FRAUD G: A GOON, A GRIFTER H: HATEFUL I: INSIDIOUS, INFANTILE, INCOMPETENT J: JUVENILE K: A KVETCHER L: A LIAR, LOSER M: MALICIOUS, MENDACIOUS, MENTAL N: NASTY O: OFFENSIVE P: PERNICIOUS, PETULANT, PETTY Q: QUERULOUS, QUARRELSOME R: RACIST, REPUGNANT S: SINISTER, SICK, SMELLY T: TRIVIAL U: UGLY, UNIQUELY UNQUALIFIED V: VULGAR, VENAL W: A WANKER, WEAK X: A XENOPHOBE Y: A YAHOO Z: A ZEALOT Pass it on

Not dogs so much as dog doo…..

My bet’s on JD Vance, and it looks like he didn’t make the grade here. Perhaps he understands that Trump can’t help but kick any dog that grovels to him.

All jokes, just not funny ones.

They know the truth and yet debase themselves in order to be humiliated and maligned over and over and over and over ad infinitum. Let the ‘lucky’ chosen one stray from their constant and consistent capitulation to their ‘great’ leader, s/he should hastily change their name and move to the boonies.

Very good comic. It would be hilarious if it didn’t put on full display the pathetic A** kisses of the right.

All that exercise should do him in and solve the problem

I don’t remember who the commenter was but they said, brilliantly, that they were surprised there wasn’t a VP application fee, and someone else replied, “How do you know there’s not?”

Has the bend over and prostate their self to orangie the clown they ask “may I have another please”

I’m surprised Trump hasn’t marketed some MAGA kneepads for the minions.

I am skeptical that Felon 45 is able to deliver 4 swift kicks in a single day, even though this is one of the few physical tasks he’s likely to relish.

Help stop these bad people from gaining power: fight back by supporting their opposition !!

I find it embarrassing to watch grown men grovel.. and it certainly would affect how I might vote for them. Someone with no shame is not likely to be a good representative for the people as they will suck up to anything for fuzzy stroke or a kind word.

was there anything about kinky sex in all the testimony? Definitely a control freak and I can see him using a whip and mask.

He forgot Senator Vance from ‘’The Heart of it All’’ state of Ohio, that’s also the most gerrymandered and corrupt state out of all 50. If Ohio is lucky trump will pick Gym Jordon, either outcome of the election means Gym will be gone.

Huckabee Sanders. Precisely because she never appears in this stuff.