I live where there are no neighbors, all forest. Got an email from USPS saying there was a package delivered today (Sunday). I went out in my underwear after dark as a girl on a bike goes by, She said Hi, I said Hi and shouted I have a calander coming out with my pin ups…I thought she’d hit a tree!
Maude, if you are not the same species as he is and don’t light up for him with a proper response (in just the right way), he’ll only love you for the meal you provide for him.
oldthang 4 days ago
c’est la vie
oldpine52 4 days ago
Talk about your mixed marriages.
j_m_kuehl 4 days ago
Careful you might get burned
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 4 days ago
I live where there are no neighbors, all forest. Got an email from USPS saying there was a package delivered today (Sunday). I went out in my underwear after dark as a girl on a bike goes by, She said Hi, I said Hi and shouted I have a calander coming out with my pin ups…I thought she’d hit a tree!
Zykoic 4 days ago
Bling, so shallow….
Enter.Name.Here 4 days ago
Some guys are all flash.
Gent 4 days ago
Interspecies is not going to works.
cracker65 4 days ago
Light my fire
Nuke Road Warrior 4 days ago
one day he’ll fly off and leave you behind.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 4 days ago
Hard to compete with THAT.
Doug K 4 days ago
Maude, if you are not the same species as he is and don’t light up for him with a proper response (in just the right way), he’ll only love you for the meal you provide for him.
phritzg Premium Member 4 days ago
She’ll be back as soon as she finds out he’s using his light show to attract other females.
markkahler52 4 days ago
I can only think of that song which dare not be named….
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 days ago
Looks like she has him turned on, too.
wirepunchr 4 days ago
He’s only a flash in the night.
jslabotnik 4 days ago
It’ll be over by the end of September
Rasslebear 4 days ago
Those mixed marriage seldom work out.
The Orange Mailman 4 days ago
Their offspring will be fireants.
dflak 4 days ago
When I read the line in the third panel, I thought she was dating a smoker.
rockyridge1977 4 days ago
New breed…..exciting!!!!!
mindjob 4 days ago
Don’t get too attached to him, he’s bound to be caught in a jar by some kid
blakerl 4 days ago
Will the children be fire fly ants?
Kudzufan 4 days ago
You Light Up My light Life. You light up my day. By Debby Boone.
ragsarooni Premium Member 4 days ago
Must be no community property where they live…..looks like Maude’s leavin’pretty empty handed…..
Old Time Tales Premium Member 4 days ago
But wait! What about your renewed vows of celibacy!?
zeexenon 4 days ago
Their future children are just a twinkle in his eye.
razzledazzle295 4 days ago
Her knight in shining armor.
will.pittenger1 4 days ago
This man might fly away to another female at any moment.
bwest.devore37 4 days ago
I’d give it 2 months tops.
samadartson 3 days ago
Some women are just attracted to the flash…
Gamerkillss 3 days ago
Gold digger