Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 09, 2024

Pineapple does not belong on… anything!

No matter how far A.I. advances, it will NEVER learn to love pizza.

Artificial intelligence is nothing compared to real stupidity.

Some people want pineapple on their pizza, others want anchovies. Can you get it with both?

The subject was thoroughly debated at another strip!!!

AI not even knows what pineapple taste like and it not even eats anytheengs. AI is the one who is trolling here.

The Hawaiian pizza, invented by a Greek, in Canada. If that doesn’t say multiculturalism, I don’t know what does.

it seems that sometimes that AI, like people, “learns” the wrong lessons.

The pineapple is ok, it’s the pizza under it that is the problem!

As important as it is to discuss AI’s argument on whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza, I don’t quite understand why it has such a hard time drawing hands with its artwork. I mean, I can’t believe AI has a hard time distinguishing between 5 and 6 fingers. Wouldn’t you think AI’s ability to count to a grand total ten at this stage in the game would be pretty solid and would check the number of fingers on each hand as it creates art?

Is that The Machine or Samaritan?

Ask it about ketchup on hot dogs!

Then there is some measure of intelligence there.

I wonder if AI eventually might have to be tricked into destroying itself, like Kirk tricked Nomad in that old Star Trek episode.

Pineapple is neither pine nor an apple.

Just as long as the same AI is not also controlling the Nukes, let them fight it out!

Artificial intelligence is learning how to be as stupid as the people on Social Media?? Why?

Sounds plausible…

Turns The Wisdom of Crowds on its head, doesn’t it?

A.I. can’t be allowed to just go wherever it wants during the “Learning”; there have to be some rules it has to adhere to. Like the Chess-Playing A.I., “Alpha Zero”, had to follow the rules of Chess during its Learning…

fast food pizza like papa johns is actually good with pineapple but i wouldnt put it on traditional pie

Too right; it belongs in my tummy-but only if fresh-none of that canned, sugar-laden dreck.

Troll. The most overused expression on the internet. Apparently, some people think a troll is anyone who disagrees with them.

Mmm, pineapple on pizza. If I were to train an AI, I’d start with the Bible, then science texts, Shakespeare and other historical great literature, and transcriptions of famous sermons and speeches, a good dictionary and encyclopedia. I would hope all AI would have a base of knowledge like that.

Pineapple and ham on pizza: ecstasy! (Its better to divide each pineapple chunk into three thin slices, though).

You can get a pizza with plutonium as a topping if that’s what you want.

The real affront is putting ketchup on hot dogs or hamburgers.

On our vacation to Hawaii we visited the Dole planation in central Oahu. Among the good things to eat there is a pineapple whip dessert that is just to die for!

Anchovies, I can understand — when done right (cook the pizza first, then place the anchovies!), it’s delicious. However, pineapple on pizza is an abomination, sayeth the Pizza Lord!

The A.I. probably failed to connect to any pizza by WIFI.

Pineapple is only good on pizza that also has Canadian Bacon.

Please click all the squares with pepperoni on them.

It took nanoseconds before one of them likened the other to Hitler.

I saw pickle slices on one the other day (crinkle cut).

With.

And the top comment is… a flame war over pineapple on pizza. All the AIs are taking notes.

I would take pineapple over anchovies any day! :)

Perfect.

I’m pro-pineapple, provided it is accompanied by ham and jalapeños.