Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for July 27, 2024

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    Bill Thompson  5 months ago

    Anyone else remember Damon Knight’s doomsday story, “Not with a Bang”?

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    J.J. O'Malley  5 months ago

    Didn’t “Pluggers” do this late last year?

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    top cat james  5 months ago

    Only one urinal and a toilet—-Who’s got a chip clip?

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    eced52  5 months ago

    And painfully sometimes we go.

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 5 months ago

    “I hope the handicap stall is empty. That’s the only one big enough for the three of us! …..Everyone take their ‘little helper-pill’ this morning?”

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Okay. Me is likes this one too.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    When the going is gets tough the tough is gets going. It’s called going!

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    B UTTONS  5 months ago

    … speaking of which, I need to make a stop …

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    Fetzee  5 months ago

    Weak bladder humor everyone

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    kjnrun  5 months ago

    Amen

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Ed you nailed it perfectly

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    It’s most definitely an old guy thing …..

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    Cabbage Jack  5 months ago

    Hey! I’ve heard of this. I think it’s called “cruising”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Attaboy Cranky….attaboy……..

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    BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why I have the fear of flying now days and need a seat to the nearest potty.

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    tcayer  5 months ago

    Oh, they’re ‘off’ alright.

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    lemonbaskt  5 months ago

    what happen to the tip jar ?imagine you made a young person read this they would assault you

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    meshugunah  5 months ago

    It’s not just a “guy thing” After a certain age, I learned never to pass up a chance to “go”…With women, it can be related to having given birth and changes to the pelvic floor.

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    Irish53  5 months ago

    Haha… they look like women the way they are all walking in there together

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    WilliamVollmer  5 months ago

    There are times that I know exactly what Ed means. Unfortunately.

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    paige.votruba  5 months ago

    After reading the 2010 FW story arc about Funky’s car crash,I’m guessing they all have BPH (which Funky had) or something else. Sounds uncomfortable.

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    ….Now they can make it home without stopping!!!!!

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    Why wait til they get home?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    okay,who installed the pay toilets?

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    csroberto2854  3 months ago

    Three men one toilet

    that sounds like the worst sequel to 2 girls 1 cup

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