Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 11, 2024

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    So the guy’s a “social justice warrior”?

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    love within limits

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    To be accepted by other, you need to accept them … blah blah blah.

    That means you need to burn stuff down while still accepting them.

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    drbee  4 months ago

    Arsonists should be hog-tied with barbed wire, and thrown into the fire they started.

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    einarbt  4 months ago

    A fire extinguisher needed.

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    At least the fire was apparently contained to Pig’s stand.

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    syzygy47  4 months ago

    Accept others, except some.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pig found a real hot deal!

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    Quixotic1  4 months ago

    This is the Paradox of Tolerance: If you tolerate those who are intolerant, they will destroy those who are tolerant. In this political climate, make of that what you will.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago

    Why won’t you tolerate my intolerance?!

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    electricshadow Premium Member 4 months ago

    Some people just want to watch the world burn…especially if they’re holding matches.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  4 months ago

    Chef Paul Prudhomme?

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    Keno21  4 months ago

    The people who scream about acceptance and tolerance are the most intolerant people I have ever seen. PC fascism.

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    juicebruce  4 months ago

    Talking Heads …. Burning Down The House ;-)

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    aardvark86au  4 months ago

    “The paradox of tolerance states that if a society’s practice of tolerance is inclusive of the intolerant, intolerance will ultimately dominate, eliminating the tolerant and the practice of tolerance with them. Karl Popper describes the paradox as arising from the fact that, in order to maintain a tolerant society, the society must retain the right to be intolerant of intolerance.” See Wikipedia Paradox_of_tolerance

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    SNVBD  4 months ago

    The paradox of (in)tolerance

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Sometimes you have to change yourself for the best.

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Come on baby light my fire, maybe he is a Doors fan?

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    Ichabod Ferguson  4 months ago

    If your only tool is a match, all problems are kindling —Demagogue

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    Chrisstopher  4 months ago

    And Punsters!Don’t forget the Punsters!

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    minty_Joe  4 months ago

    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire…

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    CaveCat87  4 months ago

    Should have been more specific about who to accept and who not to accept.

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    Katje  4 months ago

    Not as bad as a certain cartoonist, though. :P

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    Keno21  4 months ago

    If done by the right people, arson is called ‘peaceful protest’.

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    Come on baby, light my fire. Try to set the night on fiiiiiiirrrrrre.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 4 months ago

    Intolerance of intolerance is no vice.

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    ImDaRealAni  4 months ago

    There was another tree right there…

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Arsonists… not even once.

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    TwilightFaze  4 months ago

    You can be accepting of others and still not approve of them.

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    b.john71  4 months ago

    S’mores for all!

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    Stocky One  4 months ago

    I once dated an arsonist, but things didn’t work out – she felt I wasn’t a good match. I guess there was no spark between us…

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    djhnsnm  4 months ago

    Kind of reminds me of the Democrat Party

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    SheMc  4 months ago

    That was just mean :(

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Tolerance has its limits. Or should.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Right time in History it would seem…..

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    There will be a lot of fires next year, and they won’t be caused by climate change

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    Holden Awn  4 months ago

    A synopsis of MInneapolis 2020.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    I bet he goes commando too.

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    Queen of America  4 months ago

    Do I smell bacon?

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    pheets  4 months ago

    Accepting of others.. accepting of all. Two different things.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 4 months ago

    Mr. Rogers’ “I love you just the way you are” can only go so far.

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    Maswartz  4 months ago

    Odd, the comic I saw in the paper today was totally different.

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    It’s one thing to keep an open mind, but another to keep it so open that your brains fall out.

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    Kymberleigh  4 months ago

    The subject of Oingo Boingo’s “Only A Lad”.

    ♫ He liked to burn things! ♫

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yes, we do need to have limits.

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    No Pig roast jokes, Guys!

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    PaintTheDust  4 months ago

    “I absolutely will not put up with intolerance.”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    LOL! Walz will gladly accept him.

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    HA!  4 months ago

    Wise choice, Pig.

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    christelisbetty  4 months ago

    Accept, except, two letters,BIG difference.

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    nostall  4 months ago

    Sorry. I love ‘pearls before swine’, but this isn’t at all funny! especially to those living with the constant anxiety of the next wildfire or those who have lost everything to fire. Especially in California.

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    kaffekup   4 months ago

    There’s an old Talmudic adage: “If you’re kind to the cruel, sooner or later you’ll wind up being cruel to the kind.”

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    wildlandwaters  4 months ago

    yeah, some people ya just gotta keep at arm’s length… or much longer…..

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    hev1  4 months ago

    Pyromaniac.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    Everyone is intolerant to something or someone. So take your stand and be either Blessed or Dammed, but there ya are!!

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    Acceptance of others—on a case-by-case basis.

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    cafed00d Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Some men just want to watch the world burn.” – Alfred Pennyworth.

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    “I am the God of hellfire…and I bring you…”

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    Strawberry King  4 months ago

    Like that wacko for instance.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pyromaniacs need love, too

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