Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 18, 2024

Sick. I laughed, but still sick.

Boys and Berry Jam?

To serve man.

Recently there was a hole in Juan.

Love these!

It’s snot who you think!

This is why you should chew your food.

Aha. J. Just what the alien astronut theorists was always suspected. They is here to serve man!

Need some old aged bread to go with?

Why is there no sign for lady fingers?

Lady fingers with toe jam are in the dessert section.

They have Amelia just plop in the microwave for 30s and she’s ready to eat.

“I’m low on cash today, will you get the Bill?”

Are they all out of manicotti again?

What aisle did they put the Lady Fingers on?

If aliens eat humans, then don’t forget the:

kids meals…

finger foods…

baby back ribs…

manwich…

lady fingers…

Tater Tots…

head cheese…

rump roast…

I mean the list goes on!

LOL!

No feminine parts?

“To Serve Man”.

cf: Bert Lahr and Lay’s potato chips. You bet’cha!

The central gag is lame, but the background is wonderful.

Rosemary.

Love the named products on the left top shelf!

Recipes are available in the To Serve Man cookbook.

I gotta “hand” it to you…this place has everything

Gaaag! I have a rib bone caught in my throat.

Ee-ew-w! ;)

He shouldn’t have eaten Booger McFarland.

Per Gaggle:

In the medical world, “ACHOO” is an acronym for a sternutation disorder called Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome.

Nothing found, though, on alien “snorked hand snot” … may I suggest the acronym “ASHSooo” …?

Guess who’s coming for dinner.

Apparently, you CAN pick your friend’s nose.

Elbow macaroni, orecchiette, kidney beans…

So is it only appropriate for Aliens to eat Males ???

how embarassing!

Looks like Dave had fun with this one.