Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 25, 2024

That’s a pretty nice teacher. I don’t think I ever had a teacher that would put up with a paper airplane in her hair.

They’ve got the Wright Stuff.

Why is there cursive on the board? Kids today can’t read that!

We’re sorry, Miss Kittyhawk.

Mother Necessity by Schoolhouse Rock had a funny take on this as well.

Why did Orville and Wilbur do so well in school? Because they were always Wright!

That sort of delivery might be allowed for an aeronautical exam or homework

Yes Mrs. Frickert.

There was one onlooker at Kitty Hawk who wasn’t happy. He figured his bike would never get repaired now.

At least they always get the answers Wright.

I once read that the Wright brothers were kinda flighty…

I tried but mine always seemed to have been built by the Wrong brothers.

They invented the paper jet airplane!

If a clock has “hands”, wouldn’t that be “digital”?