Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 24, 2024

What’s re-entry velocity?

Wouldn’t the cardboard burn up on re-entry?

If only he hadn’t said, “Bombs away!”!

Sponsored by the construction industry.

I guess Amazon’s drone-delivery program isn’t going so well.

Bet they didn’t see that coming! do they have a return policy?

I have to admit, if it was delivered to the proper address, I’m impressed with the accuracy!

Is the back of the rocket a giant Amazon distribution warehouse? How does he get everything from A to Z?

They ordered a roof skylight.

Dr. Mel’s deliveries should come with the warning “Look Out Below!” or the recipient will find out what the word terminal means in terminal velocity.

but HOW do the packages get up there for him to drop ?

Just not tries any stork deliveries Doc.

The “customer” was the local roofing company that paid Dr. Mel to get them more business.

Wouldn’t it be on fire?

Dr. Mel is very proud of his “Full Money Back Guarantee” (if returned to the Space Station within 30 days)

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Coming soon, “Dr. Mels Roof Repair!”

Hope it’s roof repair supplies.

Maybe they can have D-Day yell “Ramming Speed” just before it hits

You can’t just drop it like a bomb, that’s not how orbital velocity works. Unless he greatly decreases the package’s velocity, it would just go into an orbit similar to the space station’s.

Dr Mel’s delivery service is sponsored by DIY roof repair kits.

As a Scientist goes, Dr. Mel doesn’t calculate well.

The Lawyers are gonna have fun with this one.

True. You can’t leave negative feedback and submit a return request if you’re crushed to death by space debris.

Why Santa Claus does not use this method. :)

“We know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two.”

When I was a kid in the late 50s, a B-47 exploded over Tulsa scattering parts over several square miles, including my neighborhood. I remember that the family across the street had a chunk come through the roof, missing the person sitting at the kitchen table.

wouldn’t it have burned up as it came into earth’s atmosphere?