Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 25, 2024

Those are the barbecue products.

And he has a strict “no returns” policy.

I read on quora yesterday someone questioning why, in the case of the Paris Notre Dame cathedral, why they couldn’t use a forest fighting water bomber. Kinda like Donny talking about nuking hurricanes. Answer being that it scoops about 6000 litre, about 6000 lbs of potent Impact on an old structure

Delivering 4th of July fireworks would be colorful….

Well at least them ain’t stealed by space pirates.

Do this right and you can deliver hot food.

If he’s competing with UPS, Dr. Mel should name his delivery service IPS, which stands for Ignited Parcel Service

Amazon is now offering at extra shipping cost, that a drone will drop off your package. (Some breakage is expected). Wonder what Dr Mel’s (extra shipping cost is) to have the package crash through your roof and set the house on fire? Jeff Bezos does have a space program? Is Dr Mel working with Jeff Bezos on this project?

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!

So we finally get to that issue!

You can’t just “drop” a package from an orbiting space station. You have to get rid of the orbital velocity somehow. (Yeah, I know, cartoon physics…)

Dirk Raider started a competing business. The deliveries didn’t crash through roofs, but they kept missing the right addresses…

Ha! And Here I thought porch Bandits were the problem.

You should start making deliveries to North Korea.

called it yesterday!

With the low IQs and common sense levels on show in this strip how the he’ll does it stay up there in one piece?