Herman by Jim Unger for August 02, 2024

someone is about to be juuuuuust a bit of disappointed

Now go outside where mosquitoes are.

Dad making himself useful.

At least it’s a suction cup gun. Shouldn’t hurt (much)!

I’m guessing that he will also be shooting from the chair.

After he shoots, he might not be standing up.

William Tell, the younger years.

Someone has beem shopping at Target.

That’s not Herman that’s Rodney Dangerfield!

Safest spot in the house, behind that target.

Young Lee Harvey Oswald?

Now yellow jackets will mistake him for their leader

How nice to be the target of your child’s …

from that location he can’t miss………………

He’s cruising for a bruising.

I remember when I was 5 or 6, I went with my grandmother to the five & dime, came back with a new dart pistol, shooting all afternoon. My grandfather watched Walter Cronkite every night without fail. I was sitting in the middle of the floor waiting for the news to go, I leveled the sights square between Walters eyes & cocked my pistol.I turned to look at my grandad, who, simply stared back at me, without a word and just shook his head “No”.I turned back to Walter and FIRED.My grandfather was the type to hand me his pocket knife & tell me to go cut a switch.So worth it.

If the dad was on a smart phone his obliviousness would be more credible. Are these comics from the pre-tech days?

She’s thinking ‘Should I tell him? Naw, why spoil the fun.’,

an’ he doesn’t feel that??

The secret origin of Yusuf Dikec?

Mere child’s play.