Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 03, 2024

Give him the boot.

Don’t be a Heel, you’ll drive a Wedge between you and your son.

And he became wealthy by just being a loafer

You mean he makes a lot of bread?

Maybe you should never have answered that "boot"y call in the first place.

Better take him to Doc Martens for a checkup

Yes, but he has a kind sole.

Heel sell his sole for a good tongue lashing.

Once he earns that first shiny penny to put in his tongue, he’ll make them sooooooo proud.

Should have raised them kids as “work boots”!

Hey, he could have been a Croc.

You expect him to be straight laced when you two are always steppin’ out?

At least he’s not a sneaker; you can always trust him to be around.

The son looks like he was adopted. That was the choice they made.

Is he related to Bud Abbot?

Mr. Florsheim says he’s doing a fine job.

His ambition is clogged…..

He’ll have to learn to live on a shoestring budget.

Give him the boot, you heel.

At least he doesn’t have a steal toe.

That’s weirder genetics than in Kevin & Kell

he’s a casual shoe…

At least his tongue isn’t hanging out. Also, he seems straightlaced.