Pickles by Brian Crane for July 31, 2024

Then why wear the wig?

There is a guy that comes to gym occasionally, I swear he waxes his head!

I would think married to Earl you would be used to it, Opal!

Is Pearl Jewish?

she looks like Buddha

As a guy with a buzz cut, I can definitely say that “taking care of it” couldn’t possibly be easier. Once per week lawn mowing with the clippers, with the #1 attachment.

Starting yet another trend. Has the woman no limits?

She has to avoid going past the ostrich pen at the zoo. The female ostriches think one of their eggs has been stolen.

Not my cup of tea……… but, HEY – GO FOR IT.!!!!!

Not a good choice, Pearl. There are better ways of liberating!

Baldness, my 4 observations:

1. Men’s hair (or lack thereof) is the first thing women notice when looking at a man.

2. Men who are not bald never give any thought to hair loss.

3. Men who are bald, or balding, think constantly about their lack of hair.

4. Men with hair seldom wear hats.

Opal’s wigging out over Pearl’s shiny chrome dome.

This is my plan if my hair gets too thin & wispy as I age. Or I might have my scalp tattooed.

OY!

And she can comb her hair with a washcloth.

Something doesn’t seem right. When does a woman decide to shave their head bald and find it liberating ? Her head is very smooth indicating she’s had chemo

ALWAYS gotta make a wisecrack,eh opal? I’m waitin’for her comeuppance…..

For many years I shaved my head and Indured the jokes , My answer to how I got it so shiny , Sex Wax !

TBH I’ve thought of getting a buzz cut because my hair touching my face or neck literally hurts at times and tying it back or pinning it up is not much better. .

Old joke about a bald ……attagirl!

She joined the Jada Pinkett Smith alopecia and Sinead O’Connor Club…

does the carpet match the drapes?

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Shaving your head every day is liberating?

Maybe she was watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture and thought “if Persis Khambatta can pull it off, so can I.”

Then there was Kirstie Alley in Wrath of Khan…but that’s another story…

I wonder if there’s a third sister named Ruby.

if we were all bald it would save a lot of time and money and no one would ever have a bad hair day. It would however put a lot of people out of work

A new type of “Women’s Lib”, so says Pearl!

Next, Pearl will have a tattoo and a nose ring.

The Shining

Honestly, can’t a women do anything without some nosy so and so making a comment? Geesh, get a life, will ya. You know where all that nosiness is headed? The extreme end of that behavior is headed into Talibangical territory.