A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident….
The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye.
The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around. Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he’s still just sitting there looking depressed, not really talking. One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar.
“No, she’ll never go for a man with a wooden eye,” the man says.
“Okay, how about that girl over there?” His friend responds, “She has a really big nose”.
The man walks over to the girl and asks, “Would you like to dance?”
Very excited, and shocked, to be asked to dance by such an attractive man, the woman responses “Would, I?! Would I?!”
To which the man quickly responds “Big nose! Big nose!”
Anyone who abandons a pet for ANY reason is walking on REAL thin ice around me, and I will not be responsible for what I do IF they find the person’s body.
Leroy 24 days ago
We are proud to announce the grand opening of a new Poozeum—formerly known as our back yard.
Bilan 24 days ago
Let me guess, nobody goes into the Poozeum on very hot days.
eromlig 24 days ago
A Roadside Attraction once tried to sell us a {ahem} dinosaur gallstone.
Pickled Pete 24 days ago
Never quite got to the mating dance!
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A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident….The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye.
The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around. Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he’s still just sitting there looking depressed, not really talking. One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar.
“No, she’ll never go for a man with a wooden eye,” the man says.
“Okay, how about that girl over there?” His friend responds, “She has a really big nose”.
The man walks over to the girl and asks, “Would you like to dance?”
Very excited, and shocked, to be asked to dance by such an attractive man, the woman responses “Would, I?! Would I?!”
To which the man quickly responds “Big nose! Big nose!”
kaycstamper 24 days ago
How could someone abandon a puppy?!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 24 days ago
Ah, Wales by the sea. Plus whales in the sea. Good doggie, stay out of the sea. Well, except for the occasional foray into the surf. Carefully.
Guybrush Threepwood 24 days ago
“Moirologists” also were prominent figures in ancient Greece and ancient Rome. Don’t remember the latin name for them, toh.
Little Caesar 24 days ago
“Harvey Latchhammer – Professor of Scatological Science” (a man who knows his ****)
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 24 days ago
In ’The Bad and the Beautiful ’ Kirk Douglas hires people to mourn his father at his funeral.
bigfranky 24 days ago
In Arizona, they are all hot days.
J. R. M. 24 days ago
Dancing: vertical expression of horizontal intentions.
DawnQuinn1 24 days ago
Anyone who abandons a pet for ANY reason is walking on REAL thin ice around me, and I will not be responsible for what I do IF they find the person’s body.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 24 days ago
Moirologists shed alligator tears after viewing the Poozeum.
ChessPirate 24 days ago
R.E., the “Poozeum”, Here’s another odd Museum:
en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum
oish 24 days ago
I wonder if they sell rainbow soft serve fresh from a unicorn’s bottom
Carl Rennhack Premium Member 24 days ago
Ariel lives in “Wales by the sea”. Obviously a water spaniel…
moondog42 Premium Member 24 days ago
Oh, so when a woman says she wants to dance with me, that means she wants to mate?
….or does it mean she’s a scorpion?
donut reply 24 days ago
Ariel is a seadog!
oakie817 24 days ago
thought the Poozeum was in Washington
ekke 24 days ago
Scorpions? So what, so do humans!
gcarlson 24 days ago
Disney depicted a scorpion dance in The Living Desert with a square dance caller in the soundtrack.
JanBic Premium Member 24 days ago
No Jason today?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 21 days ago
Scorpions dance?If they do The Tango,do they poison each other?
pbr50138 18 days ago
Winnie the Poo?