Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 02, 2024

Great idea, but it fit though the gate

The Huns, no doubt.

RUN AWAY!!!!

It. Just. Might. Work. !!!

Ya think?

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Beware of gifts bearing Greeks.

“Show us the ice cream.”

Is this the Good Humor Man Inc.?

Play that funky organ music.

I’ll take a Rocket Popsicle please.

It was Ikea’s first product, and it was successful beyond their wildest dreams.

Low-down, but very cool idea! :D

Neanderthal say, what ice cream?

Me is never knews there be ice cream in ancient times.

LOL! I have to agree with Rodney!

Yeah, Rod, besides the truck’s too big for the gate. I’d try shooting a few fire arrows at it and wait and see what happens.

……..I scream!!!!!!!

At least the Guard and Sir Rodney weren’t fooled. The ploy may not have been worth the enemies’ lives but it was worth the lactose-intolerance.

How about a Trojan rabbit.

The Huns have come up with an Illiad conceived idea!

By the time you pull it in, the Greeks will have eaten all the ice cream.

Eww – Trojans aren’t refrigerated – it’s just Trojan Cream

Ironically, it’s pretty hot in there.

It appears that it won’t fit through the gate, so I don’t think it will work.

Hmmm, ingenious! You can’t use Henry to defend the castle. He would melt the ice cream (if there really is ice cream).

Except it’s too big to fit through the door.

Let it stay out in the sun.

A real low blow would be “FREE Ice Cream”.

Works for me, especially if it has a decent Spumoni in it…

Got a snow cone?

If they had a fake beer delivery truck, the Sot would let them in.

I’ll take a vanilla twist cone.

Light it on fire with the enemy inside.

Hard to say no.

It won’t fit through the entrance.

Just be sure that they tell you whether they’re using standard (British and American) or Troy ounces when they measure out the ice cream.