Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 29, 2024

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    mischugenah  5 months ago

    The fact that that particular shape of body is no longer in vogue for women does not make Rubens any less of an admirer of the female form.

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    Ruth Brown  5 months ago

    I don’t get it.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    Sounds right. Peter Paul Rubens.

    I wonder if she’s afraid he thinks she’s getting TOO voluptuous.

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    yoda1234  5 months ago

    Coulda been worse… he could have said “zaftig”!!

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    MeanBob Premium Member 5 months ago

    So paint her like a French postcard, Arlo.

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    mnexplorer+  5 months ago

    Yeah, shouldn’t have picked Rubens.

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    L'Europeo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Should have said Giacometti

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    Rhetorical_Question   5 months ago

    Ruben, a painter of voluptuous women.

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    C  5 months ago

    So touchy, so very, very touchy

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    eced52  5 months ago

    I meant rubbing.

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    Lyrak  5 months ago

    Why does Arlo accompany Janis when she takes a bath? Is that common? I can’t imagine having my husband sit beside the tub while I was taking a bath.

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    Carl  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Run, run like the wind, you are going down Arlo and all you can do is delay the inevitable.

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    howardgr60  5 months ago

    I made the mistake of describing someone to my wife as Rubenesque. She didn’t know the term and said I’d ‘fill her in’. The conversation went way south after that….

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    JessieRandySmithJr.  5 months ago

    My wife loves it when I say Rubenesque.

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    ScullyUFO  5 months ago

    No. She now wants a Rubens sandwich.

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    BJDucer  5 months ago

    Arlo should be used to Janis searching for reasons to be upset. When you look for misery, you’ll find it and Janis is pretty good at that. This should not be something new for Arlo to experience.

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    My First Premium Member 5 months ago

    How do you think the male model for “David” felt? I’m guessing small.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 5 months ago

    As the attractive young woman responded to the teens commenting on her slightly plus-size, “I may not be your ideal, but I am exactly your dad’s type”. I wish I could remember where I heard this because I always thought it was one of those perfect come backs.

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    jondonlevy  5 months ago

    My wife loves when i just hang out in the bathroom while she takes a bath

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 5 months ago

    Open mouth, insert foot

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    Darsan54 Premium Member 5 months ago

    The dangers of education.

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    John McKenna Premium Member 5 months ago

    I like how Janis has grown over the years.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  5 months ago

    maybe he’s hungry ?

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    kingbrlee Premium Member 5 months ago

    Stick a fork in Arlo, he’s done!

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    mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago

    Even in the U.S., fully figured men and women were the “ideal” in the late 1800s, it showed they were prosperous. Look at a picture of J.B. Pritzker, governor of Illinois for an example.

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    jonesbeltone  5 months ago

    Better than Picasso.

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now I’m hungry. I could eat one of his sandwiches.

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    Skeptical Meg  5 months ago

    He should have just said, “Hello, Dali.”

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    RonMcCalip  5 months ago

    Yes… She’s thinking “Rubenesque”… Would it have made any difference if he said Dali?

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    But Janis, they had humongous bazooms!

    ⚆ ͜ʖ ⚆ ʘʘ

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    royq27  5 months ago

    Maybe Arlo needs a sandwich.

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    Niko S  5 months ago

    I loved Rubens work. That’s my kind of woman. Plenty of curves and lots to hold onto. Skinny noodles are not my thing.

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    FassEddie  5 months ago

    Peter Paul? Not just Paul. He was Pee Wee.

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    trainnut1956  5 months ago

    Uh, oh. Quick, tell her you had reuben sandwiches on the mind…

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    timinwsac Premium Member 5 months ago

    Is he implying that that bathtub makes her look fat?

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    TaliesinWI  5 months ago

    What’s funny is when I think “women bathing” I think Cezanne or Renoir or Degas. Rubens would be pretty far down on the list.

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    gigagrouch  5 months ago

    Janis is hardly Rubenesque!

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    timzsixty9  5 months ago

    Careful, in panel 3, Janis, or we ALL be admiring parts of the female form!

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Remember that Janis was an art major in college, and she sometimes posed nude for the class. She is more likely to pick up on the implications of Arlo’s mention of Rubens as the specific artist than most other women would be.

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    Lord King Wazmo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Geez, Arlo, she’s psycho. RUN!

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    360guy Premium Member 5 months ago

    Rubens-esque is fine. Rubens-Sandwich-esque is perhaps a bit too far.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why is Janice so darn concerned about her body image. She’s really gonna hate getting old.

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    diverleo  5 months ago

    Back away slowly Arlo

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    GG_loves_comics Premium Member 5 months ago

    I always said my life got much simpler when I learned the terms Rubenesque and eclectic.

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    Thehag  5 months ago

    From the couples I see around Rubenesque is still in style in reality, it’s just the stupid magazines and fashion industry that drives the ‘thin is in’ attitude. Due to a very fast, active metabolism I have trouble gaining weight. And am always amazed how much it is assumed that everyone wants to/should lose weight. Including a doctor that suggested a low fat, low carb diet for high(ish) cholesterol. I asked him how I was supposed to keep my weight up and he didn’t have an answer.

    Pay attention to how your body feels, it will tell you what is a good weight for you. Love yourself just the way you are. If you don’t like how you feel find a way to change.
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    whulsey  5 months ago

    This strip continues to delight. No slapstick or tired sight gags, just continued sophisticated clever plot interactions between spouses. Thank you!

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    fred.watson  5 months ago

    uh oh, Arlo really stepped in it…again

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    mrsdonaldson  5 months ago

    Oh, took me a minute…

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    C’mon Janis, Rubens’ women are a sign of pure beauty.

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    Da'Dad  5 months ago

    Don’t know why it took me so long to remember but Arlo and Janis talked about her nude college modeling career. She was let go because she didn’t have a plump Rubenesque figure. The week of Nov. 23 to 27, 2020. Left this comment twice, above.

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    alexius23  5 months ago

    She didn’t like being called Rubenesque

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    Hydrohead  5 months ago

    The little voice in Arlo’s head is saying; “Abort! Abort!”

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    brihye Premium Member 5 months ago

    zaftig. That’s my favorite.

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    The-Great-Gildersleeve  5 months ago

    If Arlo didn’t like you as “Rubenesque”, he wouldn’t be sitting next to you getting a “eyeful”

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    r.feinberg  5 months ago

    Good one!

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    kozmikgal  5 months ago

    Get over it, Janis.

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    Lady loves a joke  5 months ago

    Yikes! Arlo really put his foot in his mouth this time.

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