A guy takes a girl to the state fair for their first date.
The guy asks her what she wants to do, she says, “I want to get weighed.” So they visit the weighing booth, where the worker attempts to guess her weight. He guesses wrong the first time, and she gets a teddy bear.
They get some funnel cake and play whack-a-mole, until the guy asks again, “I’m having a really great time with you. Now what do you want to do?”
She replies, “I want to get weighed!”
Confused because they’d already done this, the boy takes her to a different weighing station, and the person there also guesses wrong. She wins a goldfish.
After some cotton candy and a merry-go-round ride, he asks for the third time, “Wow, babe, that was really fun, but what do you want to do now?”
Frustrated, the girl says, “I want to get WEIGHED!”
And the guy is exasperated, but takes her to another weighing station, where the worker actually guesses her weight correctly. But by now, the boy is really irritated and drops the girl off at home without so much as a kiss.
When the girl returned, her mother asked, “How was your date, sweetie?”
To hell with some of these “experts” flailing their yaps. For god’s sake if you need to pass gas go to the bathroom or outside or whatever. Why stink up a place of fresh air. What the hell.
This whole entry today is pathetic! I suppose there are no more unusual things is the universe that can be wondered about or factoids no longer exist that can be surprisingly edifying. RBION has outlived itself!
Watched a “Resident Alien” episode where the Mayor’s wife goes on a girls night out, and as he smiles and waves goodbye the unexpected sound of a long raspberry reverberates as he closes the door. It was later revealed that he was not allowed to pass gas around her
Leroy about 1 month ago
Dating Profile: Likes long walks on the beach, quiet evenings at home, eating at Taco Bell with a lot of cheese and sodas…
lfperales about 1 month ago
Experts in what say that?
californiamonty about 1 month ago
It’s the “cologne de eww”!
PaulAbbott2 about 1 month ago
The more you toot, the better you feel…
Tim Harrod Premium Member about 1 month ago
The cotton candy one is peak “We need more info”.
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
A guy takes a girl to the state fair for their first date.
The guy asks her what she wants to do, she says, “I want to get weighed.” So they visit the weighing booth, where the worker attempts to guess her weight. He guesses wrong the first time, and she gets a teddy bear.
They get some funnel cake and play whack-a-mole, until the guy asks again, “I’m having a really great time with you. Now what do you want to do?”
She replies, “I want to get weighed!”
Confused because they’d already done this, the boy takes her to a different weighing station, and the person there also guesses wrong. She wins a goldfish.
After some cotton candy and a merry-go-round ride, he asks for the third time, “Wow, babe, that was really fun, but what do you want to do now?”
Frustrated, the girl says, “I want to get WEIGHED!”And the guy is exasperated, but takes her to another weighing station, where the worker actually guesses her weight correctly. But by now, the boy is really irritated and drops the girl off at home without so much as a kiss.
When the girl returned, her mother asked, “How was your date, sweetie?”
“Wousy,” the girl replied.
keith01799 about 1 month ago
if you love me, don’t make me smell you make me
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
Not quite sure when ‘farting’ became acceptable in ‘newspaper language’. Maybe today.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 month ago
Isn’t that romantic.
Little Caesar about 1 month ago
Dutch oven?
Rasslebear about 1 month ago
I’ll bet all of those “experts” are single!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
To hell with some of these “experts” flailing their yaps. For god’s sake if you need to pass gas go to the bathroom or outside or whatever. Why stink up a place of fresh air. What the hell.
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member about 1 month ago
This whole entry today is pathetic! I suppose there are no more unusual things is the universe that can be wondered about or factoids no longer exist that can be surprisingly edifying. RBION has outlived itself!
e.groves about 1 month ago
My girlfriend and I were lying in bed one morning and I farted and then she did. It was kind of funny.
LongWong about 1 month ago
they haven’t smelled my farts!
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
3000 compact cars, more or less, are produced this way, each year, BION!
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
The drawback of using these artificial blood vessels is that it gives the recipient an unexplained urge to eat funnel cakes.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Love Stinks” – J. Geils Band
charles9156 about 1 month ago
“experts” at what? ;+)
Kidon Ha-Shomer about 1 month ago
some of the best laughs in 50 years of marriage came during bouts of flatulence during intercourse
paranormal about 1 month ago
Good farts? Sometimes mine can peel paint…
oish about 1 month ago
Watched a “Resident Alien” episode where the Mayor’s wife goes on a girls night out, and as he smiles and waves goodbye the unexpected sound of a long raspberry reverberates as he closes the door. It was later revealed that he was not allowed to pass gas around her
alkabelis Premium Member about 1 month ago
I have a friend who claims that you know you’re in a relationship the first time you don’t hold back a fart in front of your partner.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
And clogging ten times as many existing ones
Bilan about 1 month ago
Using sugar to make blood vessels? What’s wrong with this picture?
Stephen Gilberg about 1 month ago
I recall the scene in “Interstate 60” where the protagonist finds a woman too perfect until she farts.
Scott S about 1 month ago
www dot cartoonstock dot com/cartoon?searchID=CS300440
namelocdet about 1 month ago
Now I know why my marriage is so strong. LOL!
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 month ago
Not literally in front of your companion, beside or a little behind, and never in the elevator.
rbullfogg about 1 month ago
Since sugar of cotton candy melts in your mouth, why not use PEX tubing!
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 1 month ago
If only mine were “pfft” instead of “BRAAAPPP!”