Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 24, 2024

Were they all out of Mustangs and Pintos?

I hope he brought his snow chains.

He’ll pillage a village.

At least he’s not Atilla the Hyundai

I think a Karmann Ghia would have been more appropriate. At least it sounds more hordish.

Genghis Khan and his brother Don, Couldn’t keep on keeping on, We’ll climb that bridge after it’s gone. You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere (Bob Dylan)

There is an unconfirmed story that he got all the way to a Scandinavian waterway. For a while, it was known as the Mongol fjord.

Where’s his broom?

BTW, I love humor that turns grim history into utter silliness. Helps keep me less insane.

He ran into trouble when he tried to ford a deep river.

Then trade for a Lincoln Kahn-tinental.

Really needs some fuzzy dice dangling from the rear-view mirror to complete the look.

Ford only built a couple of Mongols, now they’re collector’s items

You Genghis his @ss goodbye.

I remember seeing the first Mustang when Ford displayed it at the NY world’s fair in ’64… thought it was the coolest car ever! (and still do!) … but I was unaware that Genghis Khan had actually owned one well before then!!

He’s going to call down the Thunderbird on his enemies.