Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 19, 2024

“Once a year! And TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!!!”

Too bad it ends at 7:30 pm.

I had something witty to say, but…what was it? And…where are my keys?

Oh, Dave, one thing I can tell you for sure about old age is that

♬One way or another, It’s gonna find ya

It’s gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya♬

I’m too young to feel this d*mn old.

With the shape I’m in you could donate my body to science fiction. (Back to School)

I guess I’ve been old all my life. I remember doing this as a kid.

She came in here looking for her other earring.

Patient: “Doctor I’m having a problem remembering things” Doctor; How long have you had this problem?" Patient: “What problem ?”

I think I was goin’ to the kitchen ta eat…

… wait! Did I eat already!

I have lots of days like that as I get older.

I believe in the hereafter. Half a dozen times every day I walk in the room and say, what am I here after?

Eureka … another day to …uh….

So ? What’s init for me ?

Looks as though he thinks old age is for the birds.

I remember the first time I read Dave’s strip here I thought “this guy’s nuts!”… now I know he is!… (one of my faves… birds of a feather, y’know!)

As long as you remember to hold on to your grudges you’ll be fine.

“This Senior Moment was brought to you by…………… Uh………Ummm………Nevermind.”

This is an honor that rather not have. Where is my rejuvenation that should of been invented by now.

i’ve tried that ploy with my wife often, but she’s still hanging around…