I’m sure swearing would ensue
Yeah, right.
Give her a debit card!
No… tell to get a job.
Then why would you want one?
Yeah, famous last words.
Give her an outdated expired card.
Apparently, the females in ‘Herman’ start out thin and sneaky … and get sneakier.
Was that the same deal as when she got her brain?
Her boyfriend will use it, not her.
Let her get a car too.
Thin as a rake and a liar, too. She won’t be thin long but she’ll still lie when it suits.
Next, she’ll try to sell someone a bridge.
But I promise to only use it for emergencies! Like a really cute outfit, fuel for friend’s car, new stereo for boyfriend’s car…ad infinitum.
No! You’re just like your mother!!!
Promises made. Promises Kept. I’ve heard that one before.
I’d help her resist temptation.
She just wants to start a collection of cards
It will be even easier not to use a credit card if you don’t have one.
is he a giant pig??
If he takes her word for that he needs a new brain!
Oh yeah, THAT is FUNNY.
I have one on my desk I’d give her – it says Test Card, it will scan through a card swipe but not linked to any valid account, likely expired as its been there nearly 25 years
To ensure that you don’t, I won’t.
Who dresses like that?
“I know you won’t. Which is why you’re not getting one.”
Give her a fake credit card. After all, if she’s never going to use it, it doesn’t matter, right?
And cows are going to start flying tomorrow
A test of gullibility.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
C 3 months ago
I’m sure swearing would ensue
oldpine52 3 months ago
Yeah, right.
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
Give her a debit card!
sbenton7684 3 months ago
No… tell to get a job.
Gizmo Cat 3 months ago
Then why would you want one?
Kimmies01 3 months ago
Yeah, famous last words.
Ubintold 3 months ago
Give her an outdated expired card.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
Apparently, the females in ‘Herman’ start out thin and sneaky … and get sneakier.
Superhawk 3 months ago
Was that the same deal as when she got her brain?
garcoa 3 months ago
Her boyfriend will use it, not her.
Frank Salem Premium Member 3 months ago
Let her get a car too.
sandpiper 3 months ago
Thin as a rake and a liar, too. She won’t be thin long but she’ll still lie when it suits.
monya_43 3 months ago
Next, she’ll try to sell someone a bridge.
gozirra2 Premium Member 3 months ago
But I promise to only use it for emergencies! Like a really cute outfit, fuel for friend’s car, new stereo for boyfriend’s car…ad infinitum.
paranormal 3 months ago
No! You’re just like your mother!!!
dflak 3 months ago
Promises made. Promises Kept. I’ve heard that one before.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 3 months ago
I’d help her resist temptation.
mindjob 3 months ago
She just wants to start a collection of cards
Doug K 3 months ago
It will be even easier not to use a credit card if you don’t have one.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
is he a giant pig??
kathleenhicks62 3 months ago
If he takes her word for that he needs a new brain!
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
Oh yeah, THAT is FUNNY.
John M 3 months ago
I have one on my desk I’d give her – it says Test Card, it will scan through a card swipe but not linked to any valid account, likely expired as its been there nearly 25 years
cuzinron47 3 months ago
To ensure that you don’t, I won’t.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 3 months ago
Who dresses like that?
Strawberry King 3 months ago
“I know you won’t. Which is why you’re not getting one.”
HodgeElmwood 3 months ago
Give her a fake credit card. After all, if she’s never going to use it, it doesn’t matter, right?
EXCALABUR 3 months ago
And cows are going to start flying tomorrow
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 3 months ago
A test of gullibility.