Herman by Jim Unger for September 03, 2024

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    C  2 months ago

    I’m sure swearing would ensue

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    oldpine52  2 months ago

    Yeah, right.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Give her a debit card!

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    sbenton7684  2 months ago

    No… tell to get a job.

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    Gizmo Cat  2 months ago

    Then why would you want one?

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    Kimmies01  2 months ago

    Yeah, famous last words.

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    Ubintold  2 months ago

    Give her an outdated expired card.

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    Apparently, the females in ‘Herman’ start out thin and sneaky … and get sneakier.

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    Superhawk  2 months ago

    Was that the same deal as when she got her brain?

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    garcoa  2 months ago

    Her boyfriend will use it, not her.

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    Frank Salem Premium Member 2 months ago

    Let her get a car too.

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    Thin as a rake and a liar, too. She won’t be thin long but she’ll still lie when it suits.

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    monya_43  2 months ago

    Next, she’ll try to sell someone a bridge.

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 2 months ago

    But I promise to only use it for emergencies! Like a really cute outfit, fuel for friend’s car, new stereo for boyfriend’s car…ad infinitum.

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    paranormal  2 months ago

    No! You’re just like your mother!!!

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    dflak  2 months ago

    Promises made. Promises Kept. I’ve heard that one before.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’d help her resist temptation.

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    She just wants to start a collection of cards

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    It will be even easier not to use a credit card if you don’t have one.

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    is he a giant pig??

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    kathleenhicks62  2 months ago

    If he takes her word for that he needs a new brain!

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    Oh yeah, THAT is FUNNY.

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    John M  2 months ago

    I have one on my desk I’d give her – it says Test Card, it will scan through a card swipe but not linked to any valid account, likely expired as its been there nearly 25 years

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    To ensure that you don’t, I won’t.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Who dresses like that?

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    “I know you won’t. Which is why you’re not getting one.”

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    HodgeElmwood  2 months ago

    Give her a fake credit card. After all, if she’s never going to use it, it doesn’t matter, right?

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    EXCALABUR  2 months ago

    And cows are going to start flying tomorrow

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  2 months ago

    A test of gullibility.

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