Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for October 13, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  about 1 month ago

    Quoting super hero comic books within a discussion of book banning, censorship, and mob violence trivializes the topic.

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    J.J. O'Malley  about 1 month ago

    Meh. Kevin Smith did “fake Stan Lee quote mining” better in “Mallrats.”

    By the way, who’s running Montoni’s right now?

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    Bill Thompson  about 1 month ago

    There’s nothing like a mug of hot hair cocoa to polish off a story, or whatever this was.

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    Kitty Queen  about 1 month ago

    Stan Lee was amazing! Loved his cameos in the movies

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    Blu Bunny  about 1 month ago

    They left because they didn’t want to hear her talking. They will be back! We hope.

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    top cat james  about 1 month ago

    ‘Nuff said! No, really—That’s quite enough.

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    “With great powers comes great websponsibility.” — It’s called quoting.

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    Liam Astle Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Shall I refill your cup of hot smugness?”

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Jasnah had once defined a fool as a person who ignored information because it disagreed with desired results.”― Brandon Sanderson,

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    SquidGamerGal  about 1 month ago

    Hold on! Did they ever caught the arsonist?

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 month ago

    Generation gap!!!!!!!!

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    kv450  about 1 month ago

    “As long as people continue to believe absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities” … [attributed to Voltaire]

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    ksu71  about 1 month ago

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 month ago

    only mary worth is allowed to use quotes on sundays

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member about 1 month ago

    And there we go with the comic books. Batyuk simply can’t help himself. The most important inventions of all time according to Batyuk.

    1. The wheel and axle.

    2. The electric lightbulb.

    3. The airplane.

    4. The clock.

    5. P̶r̶i̶n̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ P̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ W̶i̶t̶h̶ M̶o̶v̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ T̶y̶p̶e̶. The comic book.

    It makes me wonder how much Batyuk bores people in everyday conversation with his talk about comic books. Does he ask the guy who cuts his lawn if ‘Flash #123’ rearranged his molecules too?

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Mopey Pete failed his tryout for the Inferior Five.

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    ncorgbl  about 1 month ago

    conservatives epitomize the closed mind.

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    raybarb44  about 1 month ago

    Wisdom can come from many people and sources. However, wisdom from the pain will always be remembered……

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    Crandlemire  about 1 month ago

    Lillian knew her words about freedom, liberty, and tolerance might have fallen on deaf ears. She had seen the shadows move, the politician standing there, pulling the strings of his mob like puppets. He was just one of many. Politicians who spewed wild nonsense, claiming the government controlled the weather, or that fires were sparked by lasers from space. Absurd, she thought, that anyone with a sane mind could believe such things. Yet, this was the very fuel that stoked the fire of conspiracy theories, the food for those hungry to see evil in even the simplest of things.

    Lillian wasn’t naive. She knew she wouldn’t change the world with one speech, not with words alone. The mob’s anger and fear were too deeply rooted, too carefully nurtured by those in power. But maybe, just maybe, she could change one mind. And if that one person changed another, and another, then eventually, perhaps, the tide would turn. Maybe the world could pull itself out of the muck of lies it had been sinking into for decades, maybe even centuries.

    That was her hope. Not that everyone would suddenly see the light, but that one person, just one, would open their mind, crack open the door to a new way of thinking. Lillian had long understood that it’s never about changing the masses—it’s about planting the seed. The rest would grow in time.

    This would be her legacy, she thought. Not getting everyone to read one book, but sparking the courage in someone to question the narrative they’d been fed. To recognize truth from the tangled mess of lies. It was small, sure. But it was enough.

    And if one mind could open, perhaps the world had a chance after all.

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    Brian Perler Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Their minds seemed pretty set and closed to any discussion. Luckily, they were just strawmen who couldn’t articulate any actual position, so we wouldn’t have to consider anything they might have said. It’s okay to be closed-minded if you hold the RIGHT opinions!”

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    garysmigs  about 1 month ago

    on a related subject, true science is never ‘settled’ for a true scientist lives by the creed, “always question!”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    And remember Lillian Cranky had your back…………

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    tcayer  about 1 month ago

    Here’s a question? Were any of those protestors parents of kids in Les’ class?

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    B UTTONS  about 1 month ago

    Amen, mopey Pete.

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    Out of the Past  about 1 month ago

    Uh oh. It’s not going away.

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    A# 466  about 1 month ago

    Comic quotes as trivial?

    Behold: “We have met the enemy — and he is us.”

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    l.d.bailey  about 1 month ago

    Can we please move on to a different subject?

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    be ware of eve hill  about 1 month ago

    I read that somewhere in a comic book.

    Tom Batiuk – 10/13/2024

    Thank you for sharing, TB.

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    French Persons Premium Member about 1 month ago

    May heaven protect us from those who dwell in the pantheon of lofty ambition, but clueless execution..

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    be ware of eve hill  about 1 month ago

    Stan Lee > Socrates

    Tom Batiuk – 10/13/2024

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    John_Nix_KC0KBG  about 1 month ago

    I suspect that the author of that quote was NOT Stanley “Stan Lee” Levey. He frequently used quotes from the wise and famous in his strips. Still, he used his strips to promote wisdom and morality.

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    dputhoff62  about 1 month ago

    Why not, Tom thinks Stan’s better than Charles Schulz, Bill Watterson, Al Capp, Will Eisner, Neil Gaiman, R. Crumb, Harvey Pekar, and Dave Sim.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 1 month ago

    “Pass the nuclear test ban treaty——or man will vanish and the insects will inherit the Earth”

    SUPERMAN—1962

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