Herman by Jim Unger for September 10, 2024

… or biology shrug

Put bride and groom statues on top and then put the cake in an Earthquake simulator.

Layer cake with plastic dinosaurs embedded… and some of those “rock candies”

Her cake are famous for their stone-like consistency and longevity.

“Your cakes are certainly full of minerals, and rate high on the Mohs Hardness scale. Remember ‘The Girls Can Flirt And Other Queer Things Can Do’. Add the proper Quartz to your recipe.”

He takes her baking for granite.

She’ll bake a cake that comes out like a rock…geology…get it…?

“….And this ranks 7 on the hardness scale.”

Elly May Clampett sure let herself go! Looks like she has been feasting on some of her critters.

His cake just wasn’t good enough.

Their old door stop broke.

The school couldn’t afford a diamond, so they settled for a cake substitute

Then they will assay it.

“so, class, would you say the cake that Billy’s mom baked most resembles sedimentary, metamorphic, or igneous rock??”

With proper shaping and diamond grinding, it makes excellent ceramic cutting tools or crucibles.

Or it could be for Home Ec.