Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2024

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    BasilBruce  about 13 hours ago

    Somehow, I don’t see sitting on a tall hill as a celebration.

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    ronaldspence  about 13 hours ago

    He got his wise A$$ down the hill!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 13 hours ago
    If the mountain won’t come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 13 hours ago

    I’d love to see the wiseass climb the hill

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    Johnny Q Premium Member about 13 hours ago

    If there’s no future, we can ignore climate change!

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    Bilan  about 12 hours ago

    He came down the hill to hug Rat as one of his loved ones? Whoa.

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    Jingles  about 12 hours ago

    or, get drunk now—you don’t know when the next democrat will outlaw booze.

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    iggyman  about 11 hours ago

    Good sentiment anyway!

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    Cpeckbourlioux  about 10 hours ago

    Don’t forget, you can’t remember the present.

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    MS72  about 9 hours ago

    well, this strip has devolved into crap.

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    willispate  about 9 hours ago

    Panel 6 was really deep and sageful.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    I wonder if Stephan has been watching the 70s ”Kung Fu” lately. It’s on the “Outlaw” channel. This has a definite Master Po feel to it.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  about 7 hours ago

    Some truths are so necessary, they have to be repeated almost 35 years from different wise stages, for me, I first heard this same truth in 1990 from Doc Brown from the BTTF trilogy, today, a new human being will hear the same thing from this comic strip when the WISEASS ON THE HILL says it!!!! “The more things change, the more they stay the same, in other words, history will ALWAYS repeat itself…” Dan aka…

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    Ellis97  about 7 hours ago

    This if the first time I’ve seen him off his hill.

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    emoten  about 6 hours ago

    Climate change is the reason there will be no future.

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    cdward  about 6 hours ago

    I know several red states where they swear there’s no past. That’s why they’ve banned teaching history. Of course, they probably don’t have much future either. You can tell because the insurance companies are pulling out.

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    Slowly, he turned...  about 6 hours ago

    Preach it, Brother!

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    argolelaps  about 6 hours ago

    How true!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    Pastis is getting very philosophical lately. I like it.

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    Goat from PBS  about 6 hours ago

    Hugs loved ones

    Thanks, intelligent donkey. It was worth it.

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    jfh0555  about 6 hours ago

    I think both Newsweek and Time wrote short articles on global cooling. So I am not sure calling them urban myths is fair because they were mainstream media at the time. It does support the idea that, then and now, unproven theories from scientists are not science. We do have evidence that the world is getting warmer. The disagreement is why and how we can address it (if that’s even possible)

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    Call me Ishmael  about 6 hours ago

    The past is how we got where we are. There’s no future if the ignorant @$$ in Florida wins.

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    cunning.p.al  about 5 hours ago

    The W-A has lost his wisdom. Don’t get too sentimental, W-A.

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    Havel  about 5 hours ago

    Dad told 7th grade me to do it “now”. His EEuropean sensibilities did not appreciate it when I suggested that “there is no now, it is already the past.”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    God Bless America!

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    royq27  about 5 hours ago

    So true – hugs all around!

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    Kveldulf  about 5 hours ago

    Monday is Canadian Thanksgiving. Yesterday I had dinner with extended family and, as Wise A$$ says, hugged my loved ones. Today I have dinner with my oldest friend and his extended family. Tomorrow, Thanksgiving Day, I will go to my sister and hold her cats while she trims their nails.

    Puddy tats need loving, too.

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    oish  about 5 hours ago

    SOMEBODY must have got a glimpse into the second week of January of next year…

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    Mr. Organization  about 4 hours ago

    I’m rather torn about Stephen Pastis turning out to be the sage of our modern times. I suppose a sage can also make horrific puns from time to time.

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    raybarb44  about 4 hours ago

    Wise words indeed……

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    franki_g  about 4 hours ago

    Wise One hasn’t come down for donkey’s years

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    zeexenon  about 4 hours ago

    But first, pay up our national debt. Each and every U.S. resident send a $100,001 gold bar to Fort Knox by Parcel Post.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 4 hours ago

    Amen!

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    brianstreleckis  about 4 hours ago

    Wise-A runnin’ down that hill to share his thoughts?

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    dimndno  about 4 hours ago

    Thank you!

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    curtlyon19  about 3 hours ago

    only get one chance to make the best of each moment

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    michael3114  about 1 hour ago

    Probably needed a break from the stench of the enormous dung pile he sits on.

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    itsacatsworld Premium Member about 1 hour ago

    Sometimes you auld sod, you hit the nail on the head so smartly. (pro tip…less painful if you use a hammer) :=)

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    PaintTheDust  4 minutes ago

    So now WAOTH is evangelistic? Kinda goes against the self-absorbed guru thing…

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