Pickles by Brian Crane for October 20, 2024

I don’t like picking things up from the floor and I sometimes make growly noises. Picking up a pea is annoying.

don’t recall them mentioning a second floor before

figured the old coots were better off without stairs

Ah yes…weird noises. Like the “Chair Rising Grunt”.

Growing old ain’t for sissies!

Even Roscoe is surprised! Is Earl gargling?!

My mind is reeling with suggestions, but it’s too early (Earl-y, good pun!) to state them!

I’m 71 and I resemble this comic.

How sweet it is , the lovable Roscoe in the script today : )

Next, Nelson hears scary noises coming from Grandma’s stomach! The always comically timed borborygmus!

Picking up dog poop is worse !! lol

I make noises too but I don’t think I ever “glorphed”.

Bummer.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!! I was in bed and heard strange noises. They were coming from my stomach!!

Now, Gramma. Now corrupt the boy’s mind.

Especially in the rest room……..

Yes Nelson, we all come with our own soundtrack, especially after eating ham and beans.

If you have dog(s), gargle and vocalize a low tone simultaneously. Their howling spree is hilarious.

yeah…… NO KIDDING

And most of those noises come from either your front or back end.

The beginning of ‘Disturbed’ song ‘Down with the Sickness’, I have mentioned to my neighbor’s nephew, has been a recording of me sitting on toilet in AM!

Welcome Back Kotter episode when Gabe gets out of bed and makes noises OMG I sound like my father LOL

A way to frighten off monsters and burglars.

Just join the Navy when you grow old enough….

You would be amazed….

Especial;y if you served in the 7th fleet…..

and were Home-ported in Japan….

and from just what orifice did that sound come from?… wait! I changed my mind… I don’t wanna know!