Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 28, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Lots of fun and you might not get your lights put out

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    pschearer Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Spray eye. AI.

    Lame.

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    Joe Cur  about 2 months ago

    Created by our future spray eye overlords?

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    gammaguy  about 2 months ago

    Shots and sprayers.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    It nose when to squirt.

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    CleverHans Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’m sure most of those old gags and novelties have versions nowadays controlled by smart phone apps.

    I’m not going to look for them, because I don’t want to get ads for whoopee cushions for the next month or two…

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Can I get one of those that sprays acid? Asking for a friend…

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    tinstar  about 2 months ago

    This kind of revived an old memory. When I was in my early teens, I used to frequent a shop called “City News,” which sold newspapers, magazines, and, the ever-desirable joke items, of almost every type. That was a weekly visit, and the thought just made me smile! :)

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