Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 22, 2024

I’m not sure if he’s an astronomer or just a space cadet.

Basch & Lomb turned him down because he just couldn’t see the end of the project…

Is he being interviewed for a custodial position —

— to sweep up some space around the observatory?

Shouldn’t it be National Astronomy NIGHT?

Staring into space is actually the world’s oldest profession.

You can’t just walk in and get a job in astronomy; you have to planet to be your career.

If Astronomy was my job, I wouldn’t just work it, I’d rocket.

He’s well qualified.

Dave continues: “… and I can name all the stars in Hollywood and where they live. (I used to be a stalker there).”

I’m a Taurus. ☻

“And Stare Trek is my favorite TV show.”

That happens with a lot of jobs.

I’d give him the job if he could name a Messier object

These jokes are turning into a Cluster…

Staring into space (at night) was quite the sight before all the light pollution existed.

How about the space between his ears? That’s vast.

Today is the autumnal equinox, which means that you better get busy storing up nuts for winter…

…thinking nebulous thoughts and eating Mars Bars and Milky Ways…

Things are looking up. :)

I’ll bet that, like my grandsons, there’s a star named Dave …!

( dunno about Whamond )

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So did I. Got some of my best ideas that way. Alas, none were about work.

a job in astronomy gives you space to grow…

Dave got hit in the head so hard that he saw stars.

“Great! We’re looking for a Space Cadet like you!”