Close to Home by John McPherson for September 24, 2024

She’s getting antsy

He doesn’t need to kiss her in order to slip her ‘the tongue’, he could do that from where he’s standing.

Worse, he probably has Ant Breath.

Rub noses then.

He’s gonna do it…

I can’t watch!!!

She’s in trouble because his mother is french.

Bleeb is posing by the ANTerior

he going to tickle her tonsils

This one grosses me out!

Heh, there is an ant on her nose!

Was that a kiss or an endoscopy procedure?

Woo hoo! Hubba hubba!

Well what else would you expect him to “slip” you? Humm?

Could be a pair of frogs, as well.

Tongue-tied and twisted.

“ You look like you’ve got ants in your pants.”

“ I keep them there in case I get hungry.”

gotta luv his buckteeth… must be a true nerd then! Lol!

Bleeb, I don’t know if you should be watching this. If he “slips her the tongue” they could be there all night!

Get the popcorn, Bleeb. :)

In a minute they’ll be tongue tied.

Sorry, Mr. M. This is one where it matters that you put the mouth in the wrong place.

I’m sure she’ll choke up if he does! Eww

Geesh, doesn’t ANYONE know what a Ant Eater looks like. There is NO mouth coming out of their neck. They have a long snout, and at the end of that is a tiny mouth (hence eating only ants) and the long long long tongue used to stick down the ant hills to catch their meals.

Someone’s got ants-in-his-pants.

Just ICK, the thought makes me shudder.

I thought she’d be into that

He’s probably thinking the same thing she is.

But honey, you had some ants stuck in your teeth