The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 25, 2024

Given that Brutus is shorter than Gladys, that’s saying alot.

Yes, but now your pate is cooler

What, you got a burst of energy, and stopped slouching when you’re walking?

To comment would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Or six inches too high.

Time to buy a brand-new hat.

Too bad he’s bald. The fan would be cheaper than a barber.

Reminds me of Lloyd Bridges waving his hat to the public as president, when getting off the presidential chopper.

Everything off the top, but short back and sides. Like a trip to the barber shop.

I raised my arm into one white removing my T-shirt and got hit by one of the blades. Bent it just enough that it never ran smoothly again

LOL

Aw geez Brutus . That was a new hat .

If it hit Brutus’ hat – Gladys gets the guillotine. Beware! Mother Gargle come here… Tee Hee..

In retrospect, replacing the fan blades with machetes was not the best idea.

Brutus has a new project fixing the ceiling fan…

I’ve never stuck an arm into a ceiling fan, but I’m sure I will sooner or later.

Good grief! That coulda gone a lot worse!

Before you fix the fan, there is one thing you just have to do Brutus. Have the Veeblefesters over for dinner.

at least it wasn’t yowch. :)

Oh that’s hilarious! Brutus’s fan club wishes he would have asked Mother Gargle to come in and have a look and then revved it up but he’s too kind for that.

You’re a celebrity Brutus. You should be used to running into Fans!

Isn’t she a bit taller than he is??? She would be lucky to keep half her head!

And apparently sharpened the wind blades. My major concern though is that his wife and her mother are a good 8 inches talker than Brutus is. Was this an accident OR was it done wth a nefarious purpose. Though l am impressed that he could install a ceiling fan……

Need to lower the floor.

Flashbacks of Catch 22

Maybe he could start the Brutus Visor Company and quit selling Tea Cozies.

Measure once then measure again!

On the bright side, you don’t have to get a haircut. Now it’s mother Gargle’s turn.

A friend of mine had one. Her cats loved to ride on it. How they kept their balance om it was amazing. Especially when it was moving.

We went to a friend’s lake house one summer day to spend the night (a self proclaimed genius, I might add) and my husband realized all his overhead fans were on “reverse”. The ‘genius’ didn’t realize they were going the wrong way! My husband said, “Didn’t you realize they weren’t cooling you down?” The narcissistic genius was humiliated deep down inside and never spoke of it again.

I am not convinced by today’s comic. There is no way that Brutus installed a ceiling fan and it stayed up in the ceiling and actually runs. I do believe that if he could do it, this would happen., and it did make me laugh.

Brutus is, perhaps, lucky his hat was the only casualty.

now brutus is a cut above… ☺

We called the one we had in our mobile home the Steve-o-matic" on account of my tall BIL. (We put it over the kitchen table, so it didn’t get walked into.)