The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 25, 2024

Given that Brutus is shorter than Gladys, that’s saying alot.

Yes, but now your pate is cooler

What, you got a burst of energy, and stopped slouching when you’re walking?

To comment would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Or six inches too high.

Time to buy a brand-new hat.

Too bad he’s bald. The fan would be cheaper than a barber.

Reminds me of Lloyd Bridges waving his hat to the public as president, when getting off the presidential chopper.

Everything off the top, but short back and sides. Like a trip to the barber shop.

I raised my arm into one white removing my T-shirt and got hit by one of the blades. Bent it just enough that it never ran smoothly again

LOL

Aw geez Brutus . That was a new hat .

If it hit Brutus’ hat – Gladys gets the guillotine. Beware! Mother Gargle come here… Tee Hee..

In retrospect, replacing the fan blades with machetes was not the best idea.

Brutus has a new project fixing the ceiling fan…

I’ve never stuck an arm into a ceiling fan, but I’m sure I will sooner or later.

Good grief! That coulda gone a lot worse!

Before you fix the fan, there is one thing you just have to do Brutus. Have the Veeblefesters over for dinner.