Pickles by Brian Crane for October 03, 2024

you still have to lift the fork up to your mouth

Two more things you have to remember to charge.

Manual pepper mills are torture for those with arthritis of the hands.

These days, I exercise my options and jog my memory. Oh, and stretch my fish stories…

I like my salt to come out of the million year old salt mines. Sea salt has micro plastics, so has lost it’s appeal as a marketing vector.

Electric salt and pepper mills? Okay Opal, then you can be the one to fire the domestic servants

I imagine batteries not included?!

And just another thing to buy batteries for!

How soon until those salt and pepper shakers become “smart” so we have to use our phones to operate them? Will they send us a text telling us they need to be refilled, or will they automatically order refills from some etailer?

…that and the Refrigerator Door Pull

Uh, the whole point is that you don’t shake them, and you get freshly ground seasonings.

He’ll still get arm lifts because he has to pick it up,