I always figure they’re running short of bladder space.
Or mental space. I have been tailgated by more than one driver who responded unthinkingly to me slowing down by simply staying (too darn close) behind me until I came to a complete stop on the side of the road. THEN they woke up and drove past me.
“Rushing on their way to their busy dying day…” They have to hurry home to take their “Mother’s Little Helper” so they can sit and be more receptive to their programming from the Boob Tube.
It amazes me how people will speed up to get behind you and yet not want to pass when they have the chance. I like to set my own speed, just above the limit, and move along. I hate having someone get behind me only to ’’shadow’’ my speed with no intentions of passing.
Ich sitze am Straßenhang. Der Fahrer wechselt das Rad. Ich bin nicht gern, wo ich herkomme. Ich bin nicht gern, wo ich hinfahre. Warum sehe ich den Radwechsel mit Ungeduld?
I’m sitting on the side of the road. The driver changes bikes. I don’t like where I’m coming from. I don’t like being where I’m going. Why do I watch the wheel changewith impatience?
In northern Wisconsin they drive close behind you, so when the deer jump out, you hit them instead of the person following you. If you slow down, they also slow down
Tailgating at a Bengals game is a lot more fun. And The Count does not drink, btw. Note: The Count has seen Steeler fans so drunk they were carried in to the games.
What’s really bad is that, after tailgating you for some time while there is a clear lane on both sides of you, they honk and zoom past (sometimes on the right) while giving you the finger, like you’ve done something terrible by driving right at the speed limit (or just a little faster).
To yack on the phone but heck they do that driving the car. They probably do that at work. Heck, try and teach bunch of 7th graders wanting to yap as well. “Oh, the sounds of silence…People talking without speakingPeople hearing without listeningPeople writing songs that voices never sharedAnd no one daredDisturb the sound of silence”
Since the other sane drivers are going just as fast as you are, you will never overtake them, and they will never overtake you. However, you’re guaranteed to eventually catch up to those dawdly jerks ahead of you, and those impatient ässholes in back will always end up tailgating you. Therefore it’s simple logic that the only other drivers you encounter will always be either jerks or ässholes. QED.
just gotta luv it when you’re in a line of cars and there’s nothing anybody can do, and the bozo behind ya has to ride your tail… as if that’ll get things moving any faster… (too bad there’s no pill for that!)
ronaldspence about 13 hours ago
seems no one is ever in my hurry!
BasilBruce about 13 hours ago
They’re looking for an escalator so they can walk on it!
sirbadger about 13 hours ago
Wise A sits around doing nothing.
Concretionist about 13 hours ago
I always figure they’re running short of bladder space.
Or mental space. I have been tailgated by more than one driver who responded unthinkingly to me slowing down by simply staying (too darn close) behind me until I came to a complete stop on the side of the road. THEN they woke up and drove past me.
Kitty Queen about 13 hours ago
Tailgating = hemorrhoid
Bilan about 13 hours ago
Because sitting around on the freeway and doing nothing is not good.
Kiba65 about 13 hours ago
Put a normal person behind the steering wheel and watch that person change without a full moon!!!!
Gent about 12 hours ago
Well Rat that because them tailgators is just donkeyholes.
iggyman about 12 hours ago
They are in a hurry to go nowhere!
GeorgeInAZ about 12 hours ago
The people who just sit around may not be the same people who drive too closely behind slower drivers.
orinoco womble about 12 hours ago
It’s worse to get stuck behind a “careful” (slow) driver, and when you try to pass they speed up.
Zykoic about 12 hours ago
We live on a street posted at 25 mph speed limit. Pretty much a joke.
unfair.de about 12 hours ago
I would picture Rat as the tailgating one. With that character behind a wheel there must be road rage.
badeckman about 11 hours ago
So many important people, with important things to do, important calls to make, and important places to go.
warhorse_03826 about 11 hours ago
people who stare at a tiny screen all day do not have the best depth perception.
dadlivonia about 11 hours ago
stay out of the left lane or keep up with the flow of traffic.
donlackie about 9 hours ago
Traffic is full of people trying to win a competition against other people who do not know they are competing.
But I guess folks gotta take their wins where they can get them
Lenavid about 8 hours ago
“Rushing on their way to their busy dying day…” They have to hurry home to take their “Mother’s Little Helper” so they can sit and be more receptive to their programming from the Boob Tube.
happyinvenice23 about 8 hours ago
I notice a lot of driver’s racing to the next red light 2 blocks away.
Egrayjames about 8 hours ago
It amazes me how people will speed up to get behind you and yet not want to pass when they have the chance. I like to set my own speed, just above the limit, and move along. I hate having someone get behind me only to ’’shadow’’ my speed with no intentions of passing.
The Fly Hunter about 8 hours ago
They’re in a hurry to get behind the next car. They’ve got lots of tailgating that needs to be done.
silberdistel about 8 hours ago
Der Radwechsel, Bertolt Brecht
Ich sitze am Straßenhang. Der Fahrer wechselt das Rad. Ich bin nicht gern, wo ich herkomme. Ich bin nicht gern, wo ich hinfahre. Warum sehe ich den Radwechsel mit Ungeduld?
I’m sitting on the side of the road. The driver changes bikes. I don’t like where I’m coming from. I don’t like being where I’m going. Why do I watch the wheel changewith impatience?
Kurtass Premium Member about 8 hours ago
Mr/Mrs tailgator, you riding my butt isn’t going to make the cars in front of me go faster.
Procat Premium Member about 7 hours ago
In northern Wisconsin they drive close behind you, so when the deer jump out, you hit them instead of the person following you. If you slow down, they also slow down
minty_Joe about 7 hours ago
I think George Carlin said it best; something along the lines of ‘people driving in front of you are dumb and those driving behind you are crazy’.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Tailgating at a Bengals game is a lot more fun. And The Count does not drink, btw. Note: The Count has seen Steeler fans so drunk they were carried in to the games.
Ellis97 about 7 hours ago
Does that donkey ever come down from his hill?
LongWong about 7 hours ago
Hey, Rat. Rats shouldn’t be driving!
Ignatz Premium Member about 6 hours ago
They’ve decided that it’s worth shortening their life to save 30 seconds.
bxclent Premium Member about 6 hours ago
go around MF go around :) folks can pass me all day long
RobinHood about 6 hours ago
A valid question
ManiacEx about 6 hours ago
I have to admit, based on Rat’s question I thought he was about to make a snarky comment about the Great Wise Donkey himself.
rshive about 6 hours ago
Some answers are very complicated.
Chris about 6 hours ago
maybe to do nothing sooner would be my guess. :j
uniquename about 6 hours ago
I pull over and let them go by. I’ve decided that nothing I do will change their behavior and I’d rather be safe.
wongo about 6 hours ago
The hill gets steeper with panel until it’s almost vertical in the last one?
Goat from PBS about 5 hours ago
Hey, doing nothing needs all the time in the world.
Steverino Premium Member about 5 hours ago
It’s obvious. They are in a hurry to sit around and do nothing.
DaBump Premium Member about 5 hours ago
What’s really bad is that, after tailgating you for some time while there is a clear lane on both sides of you, they honk and zoom past (sometimes on the right) while giving you the finger, like you’ve done something terrible by driving right at the speed limit (or just a little faster).
ckeller about 5 hours ago
In a hurry to be at their destination. No one actually WANTS to be in their car. Why are you driving so slow?
Tired about 5 hours ago
They are in a hurry to get to their own funeral and maybe take other people with them.
royq27 about 5 hours ago
Good question, however the GWA sits around all day…
oish about 4 hours ago
Todd Rundgren once did the song “Emperor of the Highway” which contains all the answers to that which you seek
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Kilrwat Premium Member about 4 hours ago
And why don’t they just )(&%#_! go around you?
Dis-play name about 4 hours ago
Their jobs pay by the hour, not the productivity.
Snolep about 4 hours ago
On a road to nowhere. Just a bunch of Talking Heads.
smartty cat about 4 hours ago
To yack on the phone but heck they do that driving the car. They probably do that at work. Heck, try and teach bunch of 7th graders wanting to yap as well. “Oh, the sounds of silence…People talking without speakingPeople hearing without listeningPeople writing songs that voices never sharedAnd no one daredDisturb the sound of silence”
Yesim2don2 about 4 hours ago
If there is a line of cars behind you, and clear road in front of you, you’re the problem.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Here’s a mathematical proof of why the only kinds of drivers you encounter on the open road are either jerks or ässholes. We begin with definitions:
(a) A sane driver is anyone like you, who drives at exactly the right speed.
(b) A jerk is anyone who goes slower than that.
© An ässhole is anyone who goes faster.
Since the other sane drivers are going just as fast as you are, you will never overtake them, and they will never overtake you. However, you’re guaranteed to eventually catch up to those dawdly jerks ahead of you, and those impatient ässholes in back will always end up tailgating you. Therefore it’s simple logic that the only other drivers you encounter will always be either jerks or ässholes. QED.
Spiny Norman Premium Member about 4 hours ago
“I can’t drive 55”
Spiny Norman Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Or 65 for that matter .
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Get out of Florida
sschardi about 3 hours ago
I always wonder what kind of jobs they have that they want to get to so fast. I never wanted to get work that much.
Buoy about 3 hours ago
Most of the time people are distracting themselves. When they don’t have a distraction, they remember how miserable they are.
John Jorgensen about 2 hours ago
Just because you sit around doing nothing doesn’t mean your time isn’t precious. Idle moments are often something to be cherished.
zeexenon about 2 hours ago
Ergo, make every effort to box them in so they miss their exit.
christelisbetty about 2 hours ago
Weavers are the worse.
ArcticFox Premium Member 23 minutes ago
Be a$$holes.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 19 minutes ago
If you can read this, my sticker says "YOU ARe a moron’
wildlandwaters 6 minutes ago
just gotta luv it when you’re in a line of cars and there’s nothing anybody can do, and the bozo behind ya has to ride your tail… as if that’ll get things moving any faster… (too bad there’s no pill for that!)