The galaxies formed 20 Billion years ago, the milky way 6 Billion years ago. Single cell organisms appears 3 Billion years ago. 300,000 years ago. first intelligent language was just 5000 years ago. Humans have no purpose. How many people can you name from just 500 years ago? without saying Chris Columbus, Queen Isabella, or Pope Alexander VI which means every one else was irrelevant. You will not be remembered in the year 2525…if man is still alive!!!!!
Calvin is basically me. I think about random questions of the universe that cannot be answered and wake up in the middle of the night. I’ve been trying to stop it. Whenever I think about something like that, I tell myself, “There’s no need to go crazy”
codycab 14 days ago
I guess salmon was a close second.
dadthedawg Premium Member 14 days ago
Tastes grrrrrreat…..
Sugar Bombs 95 14 days ago
That grin he does in the third panel completes this strip.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 14 days ago
That’s one way to make sure Calvin doesn’t fall asleep.
Hello Everyone 14 days ago
Don’t ask Hobbes questions when he wants to sleep!
wallylm 14 days ago
As Gary Larson put it, we’re kind of like nature’s spam: no fur, no claws, no antlers or horns, just soft and pink!
snsurone76 14 days ago
Don’t worry, Calvin. He’s not about to give up tuna fish sandwiches to eat you.
snsurone76 14 days ago
Considering how the world has become, that’s a d@mned good question, Calvin.
Farside99 14 days ago
Now Hobbes can drift blissfully off to sleep, knowing Calvin will stay awake and quietly watch him all night.
johndifool 13 days ago
I thought it was Monster Under The Bed Food.
Charliegirl Premium Member 13 days ago
One of my favorites!
Purple People Eater 13 days ago
Is that why we’re driving them to extinction?
Jayalexander 13 days ago
I like people with good taste, who taste good.
sandpiper 13 days ago
Very funny once again. Perfect anxiety punch
KC135E/R BOOMER 13 days ago
This one is why I wish Larson had not gone away in a snit. Perfection.
BigDaveGlass 13 days ago
With fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Hoosier Guy 13 days ago
“There’s no such thing as a tough child — if you parboil them first for several hours, they always come out tender.” — W.C. Fields
einarbt 13 days ago
Love this strip.
win.45mag 13 days ago
No. The reason is to glorify GOD !!!!!
happyinvenice23 13 days ago
Big mistake!
Gent 13 days ago
Hey it better than getting eated by them monsters under the bed.
Superhawk 13 days ago
Calvin shouldn’t be worried. Hobbes is showing nothing but vegetarian teeth.
bbenoit 13 days ago
Shouldn’t a tiger’s grinning teeth be pointier?
minty_Joe 13 days ago
Answer: “42”
mckeonfuneralhomebx 13 days ago
The galaxies formed 20 Billion years ago, the milky way 6 Billion years ago. Single cell organisms appears 3 Billion years ago. 300,000 years ago. first intelligent language was just 5000 years ago. Humans have no purpose. How many people can you name from just 500 years ago? without saying Chris Columbus, Queen Isabella, or Pope Alexander VI which means every one else was irrelevant. You will not be remembered in the year 2525…if man is still alive!!!!!
ThatOneKid 13 days ago
Calvin is basically me. I think about random questions of the universe that cannot be answered and wake up in the middle of the night. I’ve been trying to stop it. Whenever I think about something like that, I tell myself, “There’s no need to go crazy”
rockyridge1977 13 days ago
Sleeping with one eye open!!!!
rshive 13 days ago
Calvin will not get a restful sleep. Unlike Hobbes.
[Traveler] Premium Member 13 days ago
If we were put here to help others, what were others put here for?
bloodykate 13 days ago
LOL!!
formathe 13 days ago
I saw this one on facebook three days ago.
PassinThru 13 days ago
Perhaps Calvin should remind Hobbes that tigers that eat humans usually end up smiling on a wall over the mantle of someone’s fireplace.
ladykat 13 days ago
Good one, Hobbes!
arrseetee 13 days ago
This has gotta be one of the best of all the great strips.
Robert- 50d99b] 13 days ago
In the end we are all just plant food. Pushing up Daisies.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 13 days ago
The same reason there are worms.. there was a vacancy and “we” stepped in… no doubt to be replaced by something else.
patrickab7 13 days ago
Maybe I should jump in the tiger pit at the zoo and fulfill that prophecy.
DKHenderson 13 days ago
As Hobbes pointed out, tigers are made of “Dragonflies and Katydids, but mostly chewed-up little kids.”
mistercatworks 13 days ago
If I come home late and have to delay a couple of minutes before feeding my cats, I start to worry about that feral gaze. :)
lnrokr55 13 days ago
True Dat Hobbes!
bobtoledo Premium Member 13 days ago
Everyone has there own personal perspective.
hagarthehorrible 13 days ago
The sheepish grin on Hobbes knocked out Calvin from midnight hallucinations.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 13 days ago
Best daily cartoon even for this strip? Hmm, could be.
Bilan 13 days ago
Hobbe’s mother told him not to play with his food. He didn’t listen.
sobrown51 13 days ago
I think the tigers are losing unfortunately.
A Hip loving Canadian... 13 days ago
Food for thought and food for a tiger. Who knew?
62kathleenhicks 13 days ago
Make sure he isn’t hungry and asleep!
Curiosity Premium Member 13 days ago
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
Just-me 13 days ago
Sweet dreams Calvin!
sincavage05 13 days ago
Best excuse for us that I’ve ever heard.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 12 days ago
And the worst part is you can’t tell if Hobbes is being facetious or not.