Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 15, 2024

Hag in drag

A mixture of science and magic.

And it does wheelies

Does that make her a drag queen?

The next panel would’ve had RuPaul on her broomstick…

Drag Hag… Who Hex Mess…?

Where’s her helmet?

He has a hard time keeping his balance in his stiletto heel thigh highs.

My mother raced. Won her division.

Is that a supercharged LS 7?

That engine will blow her face off.

Now that’s a rod.

Makes the trip to Kansas quicker!!!!

Well don’t know what division she races in, nor do we know what displacement, etc. I am pretty sure she is not running a Top Fueler, so my guess is she races in Comp. Depending on both engine displacement and demonic over boost, she might be competitive.

It’s the little old witch from Pasadena

The little old witch from Pasadena

(Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go)

Has a pretty little flowerbed of dead gardenias

(Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go)

But parked in a rickety old garage

There’s a brand new shiny chrome super stock Dodge

And everybody’s sayin’ that there’s nobody meaner than

The little old witch from Pasadena

She drives real fast and she drives real hard

She’s the terror of Colorado boulevard

It’s the little old witch from Pasadena

If you see her on the strip, don’t try to choose her

(Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go)

You might drive a go-er, but you’ll never lose her

(Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go)

Well, she’s gonna get a ticket now, sooner or later

‘Cause she can’t keep her foot off the accelerator

And everybody’s sayin’ that there’s nobody meaner than

The Little Old Witch From Pasadena

She drives real fast and she drives real hard

She’s the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It’s the little old witch from Pasadena

You can catch her all the time, just gettin’ her kicks now

(Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go)

With her four speed stick and a four-two-six now

(Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go)

The guys come to race her from miles around

But she’ll give ‘em a length, then she’ll shut ’em down

And everybody’s sayin’ that there’s nobody meaner than

The little old witch from Pasadena

She drives real fast and she drives real hard

She’s the terror of Colorado boulevard

It’s the little old witch from Pasadena

Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go (come on witchy , go)

Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go (come on witchy , go)

Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go (come on witchy , go)

Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go (come on witchy , go)

Go witchy , go witchy , go witchy , go (come on witchy , go)

Go wi

Imagine a vacuum cleaner

Get your motor runnin’

Head out on the highway

Lookin’ for adventure

In whatever comes our way

Yeah, darlin’ go make it happen

Take the world in a love embrace

Fire all of your guns at once and

Explode into space

I like smoke and lightnin’

Heavy metal thunder

Racin’ with the wind

And the feelin’ that I’m under

Yeah, darlin’ go make it happen

Take the world in a love embrace

Fire all of your guns at once and

Explode into space

Like a true nature’s child

We were born, born to be wild

We can climb so high

I never wanna die

Born to be wild

Born to be wild

She’s a Big Daddy Roth kinda gal.

Wahooo, throw the nitro to it!!!!

She’s big into it, evidently.

Coolest broom…EVER!

I like the drag chute, but not too sure how well the anti-flipover wheels will work.

Fast & Furious Witches Be Family! (& Loco!)

Ooh. How fast is it?

Witchy woman. Kick it girls.

A Nimbus 20000

The wheelie bars are a nice touch.

Lol