Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 16, 2024

It’s not a good day to be the King!

So, it only has 2.4 real blackbirds in it?

And don’t count on the rest containing any bird like substance either.

Blackbird guano?

“4 and 20 Blackbirds, baked in a pie”. Do they remove the beaks, feathers and claws first? Sounds horrible.

Heads will roll. Time to hire a new chef.

Yes but does it ha e any pumpkin spice in it?

The pie is in a good position to be pushed into the guard’s face.

You are witnessing the creation of shrink-flation.

pie my eye!!!

Processed blackbird pie food.

It’s been hundreds of years, it is about time this joke was made!

Just wait until the king reads the label on his hasenpfeffer. He’ll really blow his top.