Pickles by Brian Crane for October 25, 2024

Nary a tantō to be found when you really need one

He’s going to take that to the fabric store and play with it. The knife option might cause him to be arrested.

Rescue me

I want you in my arms

Rescue me

I need your tender charms

‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m blue

I need you and your love too

Come on and rescue me

Come on baby and rescue me

Come on baby can’t you see

That I need you by my side

Can’t you see that I’m lonely

Rescue me

Come on and take my heart

Take your love and conquer every part

’Cause I need you by my side

Can’t you see that I’m lonely

Rescue me

Come on and take my hand

Take my love I want you for my man

‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m blue

I need you and your love too

Come on and rescue me

Come on baby and rescue me

Come on baby can’t you see

That I need you by my side

Can’t you see that I’m lonely

Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo

Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo

Ooh, wh-hoo, hoo, ooh, wh-whoo

Love me baby

Love me baby

Hold me baby

Hold me baby

Kiss me baby

Kiss me baby

Squeeze me baby

Squeeze me baby

Oh baby, oh baby

Help me baby

Help me baby

Oh baby, ah baby

Oh baby, ah baby.

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NOT THAT EARL ISN’T LOOKING FORWARD TO THE TRIP TO THE STORE, dhg

The Opal removal tweet!! Invaluable!!

Geez, what a cry baby! How much time out of your dedicated sofa-sitter life will be lost by a trip to a fabric store?! And maybe you can make a side trip to a bakery to get something to stuff your face with and add another inch to your waist, Earl!

I’m waiting to see if it works. If so, I need to get one!

That whistle is only a stress reliever Earl, You’re going to the store, !

When you get a new toy you must make sure it works ;-)