Should be renamed MashedoldDon.
The worst kind of pet, a lap woolly mammoth.
Of my friends in high school got a St Bernard puppy. He still thought it was a lap dog when he was all grown up.
(And believe me, it wasn’t easy to teach a mammoth to bark.)
“Show next guest roll over play dead trick.”
Leaves hair on the sofa too!
On the plus side: They haven’t been successfully burgled since they got him.
Ratkin Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Should be renamed MashedoldDon.
Bilan about 6 hours ago
The worst kind of pet, a lap woolly mammoth.
Queen of America about 6 hours ago
Of my friends in high school got a St Bernard puppy. He still thought it was a lap dog when he was all grown up.
Dirty Dragon about 5 hours ago
(And believe me, it wasn’t easy to teach a mammoth to bark.)
phritzg Premium Member about 4 hours ago
“Show next guest roll over play dead trick.”
The Reader Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Leaves hair on the sofa too!
nosirrom about 1 hour ago
On the plus side: They haven’t been successfully burgled since they got him.