The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, “Man, what happened to you?
He said, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”
He said, “Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”
The third night was Fred’s turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning!” he said.
They couldn’t believe it. They said, “Man, what happened?”
“Not really sure,” he said, “We got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Then Bob sat up and watched me all night.”
It bothers me that animals have to die for “research”. Testing on animals should be banned. Try testing on humans and see the agony the animals go through before they die.
So….we needed to know about yellow dye,why? Think of all the research money being wasted on inane things….I can think of MANY more useful ways to spend that money….
There are many food additives, and I believe tartrazine is one, that are banned for use in foods in Europe as being carcinogenic, or otherwise bad for their health. The FDA, being hand-in-hand with big pharma, sees no problems with these additives in American foods.
After several unpleasant experiences, one night, in total darkness, Gramps opened the cabin door and said, “You see, children? Pesky mosquitoes are attracted to light! Now, we’re safe.”
BUT soon as they entered the cabin and the door was shut, Jason noticed a handful of tiny blinking lights (fireflies).
He screamed, “OMG! Gramps! They’re back and this time they have flashlights!!”
Leroy 4 days ago
Who ate all the Doritos?!! And has anyone seen Suzie?
Bilan 4 days ago
Does the see-through tissues last as long as the yellow stains on the paws?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 days ago
That explains the mice skeletons running around here.
Pickled Pete 4 days ago
Snoring like a Bear
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, “Man, what happened to you?
He said, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”
He said, “Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”
The third night was Fred’s turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning!” he said.
They couldn’t believe it. They said, “Man, what happened?”
“Not really sure,” he said, “We got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Then Bob sat up and watched me all night.”
VictoryRider 4 days ago
What about the mouse toilet paper?
lanainutahdesert 4 days ago
So much for me and Doritos.
poppacapsmokeblower 4 days ago
The ball point open vacuum doesn’t suck.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 4 days ago
The su bear story is very sweet!
DawnQuinn1 4 days ago
It bothers me that animals have to die for “research”. Testing on animals should be banned. Try testing on humans and see the agony the animals go through before they die.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 days ago
Putin said that pizza thing was a myth. Several tattooed people were found expired below 7th floor balconies, illustrating his point.
paranormal 4 days ago
They divided the 100 pizzas a year between everyone that got a tattoo. Now everyone gets less than a full slice…
tremaine53 4 days ago
If only I could get 100 guitars per year, for 100years, for getting a tattoo of the Fender logo!
oish 4 days ago
If you ate 100 pizzas a year, you won’t have to worry about living to 100
ragsarooni 4 days ago
So….we needed to know about yellow dye,why? Think of all the research money being wasted on inane things….I can think of MANY more useful ways to spend that money….
mindjob 3 days ago
Dominos was supposed to close all 142 stores in Russia because of the sanctions
cupertino jay 3 days ago
“separated” hopefully not by mom dying
Aimless Melissa 3 days ago
Great stuff.
Cathy P. 3 days ago
There are many food additives, and I believe tartrazine is one, that are banned for use in foods in Europe as being carcinogenic, or otherwise bad for their health. The FDA, being hand-in-hand with big pharma, sees no problems with these additives in American foods.
Pickled Pete 3 days ago
Those DANG mosquitoes!!!
After several unpleasant experiences, one night, in total darkness, Gramps opened the cabin door and said, “You see, children? Pesky mosquitoes are attracted to light! Now, we’re safe.”
BUT soon as they entered the cabin and the door was shut, Jason noticed a handful of tiny blinking lights (fireflies).
He screamed, “OMG! Gramps! They’re back and this time they have flashlights!!”
Gent 3 days ago
Poor bear. Gives poor cub some meelk to dreenks ya greedy hoomins.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 days ago
Did Domino’s actually find suckers to do that?