Ages ago I was married to a registered dietitian, which is how I know the American Dietetics Association declared dietitian is the preferred spelling rather than dietician. And who would know better?
The doctor said Muffin had two in the breadbox, and they named them Crouton and Croissant. They adopted a rescue bagel from the pound to complete their little slice of heaven.
GreasyOldTam about 2 months ago
Did they have a baker’s dozen doughnut holes?
pschearer Premium Member about 2 months ago
Ages ago I was married to a registered dietitian, which is how I know the American Dietetics Association declared dietitian is the preferred spelling rather than dietician. And who would know better?
Imagine about 2 months ago
Impressive. I can’t think of a single additional pun to add to that.
sevaar777 about 2 months ago
Punny you…
Uncle Kenny about 2 months ago
<Groan!> Well done.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 months ago
Even the mold wept with joy for his end of loafing and I’m not slicing it too thin to appreciate how he rose.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 2 months ago
Go yeast, young bread!
phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago
Great comic, John. I love your rye sense of humor.
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
I AM not an animal cracker.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
I oh-feel-ya should ‘get thee to a punnery’!
Differentname about 2 months ago
That’s a crummy joke.
Gent about 2 months ago
Bread with hairy fungus growing outta him? EEEEEEWWWW!
pat sandy creator about 2 months ago
he’s a bread-head……
scote1379 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Put Jam in his pockets He’s Toast. !
Nuliajuk about 2 months ago
At yeast things ended up okay for him in the end.
mokspr Premium Member about 2 months ago
John using up all the puns, well, it just goes against the grain l tell you!
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
I’m so glad he rose to the Occassion!
Calvins Brother about 2 months ago
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
Not liking this new stuff at all……sorry!
P51Strega about 2 months ago
He used to eat at the fanciest restaurants, now he’ll usually brown baguette.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
I still think he’s a heel…
kartis about 2 months ago
The bun is the highest form of humour.
davewhamond creator about 2 months ago
This could be a book or a movie. I need more Bread Boy!
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 2 months ago
That was fin! Very clever! I’m going to go make some buttery toast.
jscarff57 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Thanks, I kneaded this today!
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 2 months ago
The doctor said Muffin had two in the breadbox, and they named them Crouton and Croissant. They adopted a rescue bagel from the pound to complete their little slice of heaven.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 2 months ago
Boo! :D
MissyTiger about 2 months ago
Their wedding registry was at Fine Jams and Jellies.
TonysSon about 2 months ago
Getting that French toast was a great PAIN.
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
At least he was coming through the rye….
KenDHoward1 about 2 months ago
Funny enough … Thanks for the share … :)