Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 30, 2024

Better than candy broccoli. My wife loves spinach, but I’m not sure she’d go for candy spinach.

Probably tastes better.

Maybe try candy yams.

Kill it!

The thing about candy corn is that it is probably made with corn syrup. It’s the Pringles of candy.

It was either that or Bruessel sprouts.

You don’t have to eat it. And you can probably trade it. Maybe.

Thanks, but no thanks.

They can donate it to the next food drive for needy alien lifeforms.

It was on sale!

That sounds good to me.

And the ‘yay’ turns to ‘yuch’ in record time.

Candy corn eaten with peanuts taste like a Payday candy bar

The stinky pee is a feature, not a bug.

How about candy kale?

I would think aboard the space station, space is at a premium…however, the grocery store on board this space station must really be awesome if it is able to to stock and provide something like candy asparagus!

I cuss! You cuss! We all cuss for asparagus!

Sounds better than candy corn to me.

Well, at least they weren’t caramel covered lima beans….

Who on Earth liked candy corn?!??!?!?

Happy Candy Corn Day. Yes it is a thing today

Parsnips are deliciously sweet.

Had to be! ICK!

AsparaGas

If it’s made mostly of sugar then it’ll do…

I thought the punch line was going to be Brewster handing them a can of corn and a bag of caramels and telling them it was a candy corn kit.

This is a good way to stock up on TP.

Better than candy broccoli.

The flavor would still be the same.

As usual I procrastinated and didn’t go out to buy candy until yesterday… the store was pretty much out of Halloween candy bags, but they already had all of their Christmas stuff out… so I’m handing out Christmas candy for Halloween.

Candy asparagus can’t be any worse than candy corn.

Oh that look on Marie’s face!

How uh nutritious

Could be worse. Could be candy liver and onions.

Candy corn…recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.