Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 03, 2024

If these were personal & cleaning products reps, they would be “Cruller” Brush Men.

What, no donut holes?

I saw a bumper sticker on a police cruiser that said BAD COP! NO DOUGHNUT!!

Do they have coffee?

Donut go there!

This is basically Heart Attack City

Cops in my area are part of our nation police force (RCMP) and subject to higher standards than local cops (which we once had). Yes, bad things can happen when the police are too close to the community.

Just can’t resist a sinker. But where’s the mud to chase it?

ummmmm bacon-wrapped corn-donuts

Reminder for Nathanial:

Donut forget to donate some dough, Nate, to the Donut fundraiser

…choff.. …munch… …gobble… …glomp… …nom nom… “C’mere Riley, yer promoted to Captain.”

Krispy Kreme’s donuts !

Even the young kid looks overweight.

Turkey Leg sized Donuts? Please please please. Meat loaf size donut? On a stick?

Dozen that look good?

Looks like some cartoonist wants to get pulled over and frisked every time he leaves the house… :o

Garfield’s paradise.

The stereotype of police eating donuts

Goes back to the fifties at least.

By that time, two franchises (still big today)

Had the donut shops vastly increased.

For cops on a night shift, few diners were open,

And bringing a bag wasn’t great,

But donut shops had to prepare for a rush

In the morning; they stayed open late.

The donuts came cheap and with no need to wait,

So the choice would continue by day.

What’s more, they provided a calorie burst;

On the beat, you could burn them away.

Some joints gave them free to police for protection.

The chiefs said, “Do not accept gifts.”

Regardless, the image of craving for donuts

Stays valid for cops on all shifts.

—me

“Sloppy Jonuts”

“PIG-Fest”.

While on a trip to Wash DC for Police Week, our group did a “mystery donut” tour. Not only fun and tasty, we got to do the jokes!

“Donut Holes in a Donut”!

That’s a blatant lie! I’ve also seen them eat bagels.

Perhaps a coincidence, but when the local police headquarters moved 3 miles away to a new building, the Dunkin Donuts across the street closed.

I want a donut bun, bacon and egg sandwich, battered and deep fried.

Is that too much to ask for?