Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 08, 2024

One of my favorite movie lines was from one of the Batman movies in which a child asks Batman “What’s your superpower?”, to which our hero replies “I’m really rich, kid.” And that pretty well summed it up. He could afford the coolest toys.

I thought up a guy with a superpower. He was Mucus-Man. Never could decide if he was a good guy or a bad guy. Not a ‘popular’ type of ability.

If there’s a California superhero who goes after the bad persons who waste water, might he be called The Flush?

Now you are our Sundaymen ☺

If you are unhappy with the low attendance at a concert or speaking engagement you are in charge of, call the superhero who who fills up the empty seats – The Incredible Bulk.

Defeated by the Pun-isher!

Is axe the one that smells like pine-sol? Something recently fashionable makes my eyes burn & I sneeze when they get within 10 yards.

Bratman could also have something to do with grilling, sidekick Slider-Man.

The most modern is the transvestite that used to be your mom’s sister. Aunt-man.

(This joke won’t work quite as well in New England as the rest of the country.)

How about the crime fighting granny who can instantly knit an afghan to ensnare bad-guys: Woolverine?

(apologies to any knitters, crocheters, or other yarn-hobbyists if I referenced the wrong craft in my joke above, corrections are welcome)

I’m looking for a Miracle Man, Ozzy Osbourne.

Good word play – good laugh

ScooperMan

sounds more like a vigilante who assaults neglectful owners by pelting them with their own dog’s feces

This one drinks a lot of beer and often, can’t make a coherent sentence and cackles when it does not have a clue. It’s called Kamala the Boozer Loser. God Bless America.

he must work for Marveless

Bad guys unable to stay on their feet – Captain Marble

Sticky Green Puke – The Hork

Tattles Hard – Tell-Boy

[REDACTED] – Deadstool

Before Captain America was famous, was he Lieutenant America?

Arthritis man – it takes him awhile to get to the crime scene.

Stay out of the way of the guy with the huge feet—Stomp Thing.

I take exception to Axe-man smelling good.

Superman will be 87 next year. THE Superhero.

G R O A N — LOLOL

A character named “Bratman” existed in the 1980s cartoon “Hero High”, a Filmation™ production.

I’m speechless, I can’t follow that act (never could)

“Oh, I love to a-‘wandering’”

Hey, “La Donna es mobile”

Sorry, Axe-men do NOT smell great.

Reminiscent of DC ’s superhero parody of the 1960s, The Inferior Five.